The King of Queens, season 9

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Charlotte: There's this really cute boy at school.
Carrie: Michael?
Charlotte: Yeah, but he likes Donna Pizzoni.
Carrie: Well, just make him like you, instead.…
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Jessica: (on machine) I can't help thinking about last Saturday, lying naked in the sand. I still quiver when I think about being with you.
Kelly: She did not just say "quiver."
Carrie: She did, and Doug was afraid that…
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Deacon: This co-supervisor thing ain't working out for me.
Doug: What are you trying to say?
Deacon: I'm saying you suck, and I want you out of here.
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Would you wake me up in 7 minutes?
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Doug
Josephine: You have me going all the way out to Philadelphia. How am I supposed to get back?
Arthur: You have a thumb, don't you?
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Doug: There's a block party out there and we're the only couple not invited. I mean, look, there's the guy who everyone thinks killed his wife. He's out there.
Carrie: Doug, it's a block party. Really, what are we…
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