Driver's License
Police Officer: Son you have a tail light out.
Josh: Yeah, stick it to him copper!
Police Officer: May I see your driver's license please?
Drake: Uh, yeah, about that.
Josh: Tell them, Drake. Tell him how you don't have a driver's license.
Denise Woods: You don't have your license?
Josh: No, he doesn't. That's why I had to drive you around all night.
Police Officer: Wait. So, you were driving this car?
Josh: Yeah. Why?
Police Officer: You have a tail-light out. Afraid I'm gonna have to give you a ticket, son.
Josh: No, sir, you're going to have to give me 2 tickets.
Police Officer: What for?
Josh: Well...one for the faulty tail light. And one...FOR THIS! [angrily attacks Drake. Denise, creeped out, exits the car and leaves as the episode ends]
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