The Bet
Drake: You do realize this is your fault.
Josh: No, I do not realize that!
Drake: You couldn't stop playing your video games for 10 minutes to take her the stupid umbrella?
Josh: Hey, number 1, that umbrella is not stupid. My uncle bought it for me at SeaWorld!
Drake: Oh, just face it, Josh. You're addicted to video games.
Josh: I am not addicted to them! [smiling] I am in love with them!
Drake: Well, how sad.
Josh: Not as sad as being addicted to junk food, which ya are. Man, do ya know how bad that stuff is for you?
Drake: [throws bag of Cheese Balls and picks up video game controller as he acts like Josh] “Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, ma'am! I got me a video game!”
Josh: [stuffs a fistful of Cheese Balls into his mouth as he acts like Drake] “Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a big ol' bag of Cheese Balls!” [shoves more Cheese Balls into his mouth]
Drake: Which you're allergic to. [Josh frantically spits
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Megan: Hello? [the boys don’t response, so she walks up to them] HELLO?
Drake: Oh, yeah. This is for you. [gives her an umbrella]
Audrey: Hi. [notices Megan soaked, becomes frustrated] Drake! Josh!
Drake and Josh: Huh?…
Read the full quoteDr. Glazer: Well, this is gonna sound a little odd, but... the recent change in Drake's diet probably caused the rash.
Josh: Wait a minute. You're saying that he got that rash from NOT eating junk food?
Audrey: Is that…
Read the full quoteJosh: Why don't you, uh, put that book down, Drake? [Drake slams the book on Josh's finger] Ow!
Drake: [satisfied] There! I put it down. Ya happy?
Josh: Evil!
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