Drake & Josh, season 1

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• Drake: [first lines] My name's Drake Parker.

  Josh: I'm Josh Nichols.

  Drake: I should probably be doing my homework.

  Josh: I'm just doing a little homework here.…

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• Audrey: Drake!

  Drake: Hey, mom. Mr. Nichols.

  Josh: What happened?! I heard screaming!

  Walter: It's alright, son, there's nothing to mop here.…

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• Drake: Hey, Josh, you don't want to play any basketb- [he screams when he sees Josh dressed up as a women] Oh, my God!

  Josh: I can explain!

  Drake: Oh, my God!

  Josh: I can explain!…

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• Walter: Drake, Josh. Your dinner is on the table.

  Drake: [from upstairs] Kay.

  Josh: [from upstairs] Thanks.

  Josh: No way!…

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• Tiffany: Who's that?

  Josh: I don't know. [door knocks louder] Alright, alright, I'm coming. [he walks over to open the door and Buck barges through the door]

  Tiffany: Buck!

  Buck: [he grabs Josh by his shirt] So, it's…

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• Josh: Where is it?! Where'd you put it?!

  Drake: Thought you were never talking to me again.

  Josh: I have to write my Miss Nancy column. Now where is my dress?

  Drake: I hid it.…

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