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See all quotesDoctor: Now, I don't know if you've ever had stitches before, but there's a slight bit of pain involved. Nothing more than, I would say, than a little prick.
Larry: Um-hm. Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved.…
Read the full quoteI feel like an idiot holding this skewer.
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Cady Huffman: Larry David? Why don't you close the door?
Cady Huffman: We have some time before the show. I'd like to give you your 10th anniversary present.
Susie: What are you doing?
Larry: Who invited you? Get the…
Read the full quoteLarry: Oh, great, look he ruined the shirt, look, look at this cuff, and its flopping all over the place, look at that! whats with him?
Nurse: He's not himself right now, his uncle has Hodgkins.
Larry: Yeah, but it's the…
Read the full quoteLarry: Hey Pop, do me a favor?
Nat: MMM?
Larry: Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you pussy-whipped?…
Read the full quoteLarry: Get together? You and me? Really?
Dalilah the Hygienist: Am I being too forward? Because...[whispering] when you were at the office, you gave me the tongue sign.
Larry: Tongue sign? Pshh...I...I was just really…
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