The Big Lebowski

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. Blond Treehorn Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. The Dude: My— my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0

The Dude: Yeah, man, it really tied the room together. Walter Sobchak: This was a valued, uh... The Dude: Yeah. Donny: What tied the room together, Dude? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story, Donny? Donny: What? The Dude: Walter. Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story? Donny: I was bowling. Walter Sobchak: So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know– The Dude: Walter, Walter, what's the point, man? Walter Sobchak: There's no reason–Here's my point, Dude–There's no fucking reason why these two– Donny: Yeah, Walter, what's your point? Walter Sobchak: Huh? The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here. What the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you–? I'm not...we're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0

The Big Lebowski: Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir? The Dude: Uh, sir. Well, it's this rug i have. It really tied the room together. The Big Lebowski: You told Brandt on the phone, and he told me. What do I fit in? The Dude: Well, uh. They were looking for you, these two guys. The Big Lebowski: I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. I know what happened, yes? yes? The Dude: Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. The Big Lebowski: Did I urinate on your rug? The Dude: I mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? The Big Lebowski: Hello! Do you speak English, sir? Parla usted Ingles! I'll ask you again, did I urinate on your rug? The Dude: No, Like I said. Woo peed on my rug. The Big Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? The Dude: Come on, man. I'm

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0

Brandt: Uh, our guest needs to be going now, Mrs. Lebowski. The Dude: Oh, you're Bunny. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: [laughs] Wonderful woman! We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Brandt: Ha ha. That's marvelous. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude: Dude. The Big Lebowski: Huh? The Dude: Uhh... I don't know sir. The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles Walter Sobchak: Fucking dog has fucking papers— Over the line! Smokey: Huh? Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul. Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in 'Nam of course. The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man. Walter Sobchak: You mean beyond pacifism?

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana. that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No! He's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. Donny: What's a pederast, Walter? Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

The Big Lebowski, CC BY-SA 4.0