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Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may…

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[News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.

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We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!

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Dialogue

Kimar: Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?

Dropo: I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just…

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Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head?

Rigna: Those are our antennae.

Betty: Are you a television set?

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Hargo: What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?

Kimar: I don't know what?

Hargo: A Martian mellow.

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Andy Henderson: What is this strange looking creature over here?

Santa Claus: Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.

Andy Henderson: A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark…

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Kimar: Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.

Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...

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Kimar: How are you feeling today? Tired?

Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.

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