Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams.

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[News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.

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We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!

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Kimar: Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours? Dropo: I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.

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Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head? Rigna: Those are our antennae. Betty: Are you a television set?

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Hargo: What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green? Kimar: I don't know what? Hargo: A Martian mellow.

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