Quotes

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Ricky Martin: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school? Jessica Martin: Hmm... You never know. Why? Ricky Martin: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.

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Ryan: It's Chloe! Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this! Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi." Chad: You're not gonna say "hi." Ryan: No "hi"? Chad: No "hi." Ryan: I can't say... Chad: [shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she dumped you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity! Ryan: You're right. Chad: Be strong. Ryan: You're right. Chad: Yeah. Ryan: Thank you. Chad: All right. Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?

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Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers. Ryan: [laughs] That sucks. Sounds like she got you. Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits. Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.

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Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure. Greer: You better hope they didn't.

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WLSUU2 Lawyer: [after Ryan swerves his car in front of him] What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle? Ryan: [pulls out his gun] Give me your phone! WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh snaps.

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Ryan: Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car. WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you want to do something awful like that?

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Ryan: I got what you're looking for. Vietnamese Artist: Oh? Ryan: Yeah. Vietnamese Artist: Okay, and what I do for it? Ryan: What? Vietnamese Artist: What I do for what I looking for? You tell me now. Ryan: Wait, who's this? What number did I call? Vietnamese Artist: You call me on the payphone. You waste my time. I have pictures to draw. Ryan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Chill out. Vietnamese Artist: No, you don't tell me what to chill. My mother tell me to chill. I sit here, I draw people telling me to chill out all the time. You don't tell me what to chill. I chill you.

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[learning that Jessica had escaped after she killed Mad Dog] Get outside now!

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Ryan: [Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet] Santa Monica Pier. Ethan: No, too busy. Ryan: Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.

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Ryan: It doesn't make any sense, I give you the video, then you turn around and take us out. Greer: I swore I wouldn't do that. Ryan: Just like you swore "to protect and serve"?

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Ethan: [on walkie talkie] We found him yet? Dmitri: No, I don't see him. Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot. Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.

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Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head. Mooney: It's a day spa, you Jack.

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Mooney: Let him up. Ryan: Help me. They're dirty cops! Greer: He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me. Mooney: I said, "Let him up." Greer: You're going to believe this lying piece of shot over a cop? Mooney: It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.

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Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you. Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.