Cellular

Ricky Martin: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school? Jessica Martin: Hmm... You never know. Why? Ricky Martin: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.

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Ryan: It's Chloe! Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this! Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi." Chad: You're not gonna say "hi." Ryan: No "hi"? Chad: No "hi." Ryan: I can't say... Chad: [shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she dumped you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity! Ryan: You're right. Chad: Be strong. Ryan: You're right. Chad: Yeah. Ryan: Thank you. Chad: All right. Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?

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Chad: Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers. Ryan: [laughs] That sucks. Sounds like she got you. Chad: I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits. Chad: Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.

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Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure. Greer: You better hope they didn't.

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WLSUU2 Lawyer: [after Ryan swerves his car in front of him] What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle? Ryan: [pulls out his gun] Give me your phone! WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh snaps.

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Ryan: Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car. WLSUU2 Lawyer: Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you want to do something awful like that?

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