Californication

Hell-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population.

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

"Just because something is bleak doesn't necessarily make it true."

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

"Happy endings may get a bad rap, but they do happen -- and when they do, they're just as true as the unhappy ones."

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

"You see, I try to live in an ivory tower, but a tide of shit is constantly beating at its walls."

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

"You never mean to let me down.....but you do."

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

"Yeah I guess I do."

Californication (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0