Stuck on You

Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had. Bob: We're not Siamese. We're American.

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Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch? Bob: Grab. Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.

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[to extremely young lover, while in bed together] Go to bed. You have a geography test in the morning.

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She's got mace.

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Bob: We share a liver. April: Are you sure you even need a liver?

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Dart in Head Guy: [with dart stuck in his head] Hey, do I look different to you? Man: You got a dart in your head, you dumb shit.

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