Latter Days

Christian: Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out and put back in so many times that her entire chest is collapsing. Ohh, they have bikini pictures. [gasps] They're horrible! Keith: Shut up. Christian: No, they are, seriously, they're down to her knees.

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Andrew: I dated this guy once, actor, cute, Southern, came from this real religious family. Well, his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama? They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries. Traci: Wow, did he change? Andrew: Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.

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Andrew: I dated this Mormon guy once, his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex, he was a wild man. Then he'd want to throw himself out the window. Traci: So? You live on the first floor. Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.

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Julie: What, you would have sex to help your career? Andrew: Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.

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Who called up Deliver-a-fag?

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Christ, who pissed in your cheerios?

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