Love, Simon

Nick: Who are you guys supposed to be? Simon: John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Nick: Oh, I thought she was the girl from The Ring and you were Jesus. Simon: Jesus? No, why would Jesus be wearing a white suit? Nick: I don't know, you tell me. You're the one who decided to dress up like fancy Jesus.

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Simon: Do you miss trick-or-treating? Leah: What, you mean instead of, like, going to loud parties, pretending to like the taste of beer and feeling too self-conscious to dance?

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Simon: Who are you supposed to be? Bram: Oh, uh, I am post-presidency Barack Obama. So I'm just chillin' in Hawaii, drinking Mai Tais, writing memoirs and hoping Trump doesn't destroy my legacy.

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Jack: He's drunk. Emily: Definitely. Jack: So how do we feel about that? Emily: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so... Jack: Good. That's what I thought we thought. Emily: Yeah, that's what we think, right? Jack: Yeah. We're good parents.

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Simon: I've been meaning to ask you about your parents. I just didn't want to say anything when we were actually in the restaurant. I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it. Abby: Yeah. No, I don't mention it a lot because it kind of messes with my image. Simon: What kind of image? Abby: The girl who's excited to start a new school senior year. The girl who's life didn't just end, like, three months ago, who's angry and sad all the time. Girl who still believes in love.

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Nora: I already reported it. They're gonna take it down. Simon: It's too late. No, there's people who've already seen it, so, it doesn't really matter. It's true. I'm gay. Nora: So what are you gonna do? Simon: I don't know. Nora: You could deny it. Simon: Why the hell would I deny it, Nora? I'm not ashamed of it!

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