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Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car. Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

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Robin: I could have made that jump! Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building. Robin: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win. Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy. Robin: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way or the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it! Batman: Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them! Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!

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Bruce Wayne: [about Robin] Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt. Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone. Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again. Alfred Pennyworth: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family. Bruce Wayne: I trust you, Alfred. Alfred Pennyworth: But I shan't be here forever.

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Poison Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

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Alfred Pennyworth: I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies. Bruce Wayne: Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years.

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Poison Ivy: Enough monkey business. We've got work to do. Bane: Monkey work.

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Bruce Wayne: Alfred, am I pig headed? Is it always my way or the highway? Alfred Pennyworth: Yes, actually. Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world? An attempt to control death, itself? Bruce Wayne: But I can't, can I? Alfred Pennyworth: None of us can.

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Robin: I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy! Batman: Bad? Yes. Guy? No. Robin: Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively! Batman: Me too! Definitely! [pause] Great stems, though... Robin: Buds, too. Batman: Yeah, those were nice...

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Poison Ivy: Let me kiss you. Batman: [Runs towards Robin] Stop, don't kiss her. The victim at the airport. Toxins introduced through the mouth. Robin: What are you talking about? Batman: Why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us, I'm betting her lips are poison. Robin: Poison kiss? You got some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand that she was gonna kiss me and not you. You couldn't stand it that something was gonna be mine and not yours, could you? Poison Ivy: Exit Bane. Bane: Exit. Robin: Ivy's right. I don't need your help. I'm going solo. Commissioner Gordon: What happened? How'd they get away?

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Poison Ivy: Hi there. Robin: [Walking towards her] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green? Poison Ivy: You will just have to find out. Robin: I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign. Poison Ivy: How about "slippery when wet"? Robin: Of trust. Tell me your plan. Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you. Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you. Poison Ivy: Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube. Robin: [Turns to leave] I've got to stop him. Poison Ivy: [Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her] One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck. Poison Ivy: [In mock sadness] Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin. Robin: I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms. Robin: Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown hi

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Robin: Freeze is gonna ice the city! Batman: I know. And you are... Batgirl: Batgirl. Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batperson, or Batwoman? Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found a Batcave. Robin: We gotta get those locks changed. Batman: She knows who we are. Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her. Batman: Yep. We'll kill her later, we'll have work to do. Come on.

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Robin: No sign of the snowman. Batgirl: Maybe he melted. Batman: No, he's just hibernating. Batman: These heaters will thaw them. Batgirl: I hope you've got about ten million more of those little toys. Robin: Eight more minutes and a city full of Gothamites are ice cubes forever. Batman: Sunlight could reverse the freezing process. Batgirl: Sunrise isn't for five hours. Batman: Here. Robin: But it's morning in the Congo. Batman: If we could relay the sunlight- Robin: From the other side of the Equator- Batgirl: It'll take the satellites about a minute to re-align, but...damn! Robin: Damn? Damn's not good. Batgirl: Those targeting mirrors are frozen. The sun beam won't work. Batman: Alright, I'll set the telescope. You thaw the mirrors. Mr. Freeze: Tonight's forecast...a freeze is coming!

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Robin: You're pretty good at this, little girl. Batgirl: Well, watch and learn, little boy.

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Batman: I'm taking you back to Arkham Asylum. Mr. Freeze: [weakly] Go on. Kill me too. Just as you killed my wife. Batman: I didn't killed your wife. Poison Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show! Batman: But, she's not dead. We found her, restored her. She's still frozen alive. Waiting for you to find a cure. Mr Freeze: She lives? Batman: [nods] Yes. But vengeance isn't power. Anyone can take a life. But to give life... that's true power. A power you once had. Mr. Freeze: [relieved] She's alive. Batman: So I'm asking you. Victor Fries... help me save another life. Show me how to cure Macgregor's Syndrome Stage 1. And maybe you can also save the life of the man your wife once loved. He's still inside you, Victor. Buried... deep beneath the snow. Will you help me... Doctor? Mr Freeze: Take two of these... and call me in the morning Batman: [receives the vials] I'll have your wife moved to the lab at Arkham. You'll be able to continue your research th

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Poison Ivy: He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me... Mr. Freeze: NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.