Batman & Robin

Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car. Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

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Robin: I could have made that jump! Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building. Robin: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win. Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy. Robin: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way or the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it! Batman: Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them! Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!

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Bruce Wayne: [about Robin] Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt. Alfred Pennyworth: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone. Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again. Alfred Pennyworth: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family. Bruce Wayne: I trust you, Alfred. Alfred Pennyworth: But I shan't be here forever.

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Poison Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

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Alfred Pennyworth: I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies. Bruce Wayne: Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years.

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Poison Ivy: Enough monkey business. We've got work to do. Bane: Monkey work.

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