Rango

Roadkill: Oye! That's right! You! [Rango gasps, drops his draft glass and walks slowly] Don't be shy. Come on. It's okay. That's it, a little closer. Good. Roadkill: I won't bite you. [grunts in pain] I need a little help here. Rango: Uh, are you okay? Roadkill: I must... get to the other side. Rango: The other side? You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road? That's why the... [mimics the car accident] Why'd you do that?! Roadkill: This is my quest. He waits for me. Rango: What? Who? Roadkill: The Spirit of the West, amigo. The one. They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him. Rango: What are you talking about? Roadkill: Enlightenment. We are nothing without it. Rango: Nothing? Your delusional quest just ruined my life! I had an incredibly complex social network going, highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular! Roadkill: Friends? I don't see no friends. Rango: Uh... Roadkill: You are a very lonely lizard. Rango: [extended version] Look,

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”4 score and 7 years ago, our fathers...”

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Hey there, fruit-cup. You're a long ways from home, ain't ya? Who exactly are you?

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Waffles: Hey, Bad Bill, there's something I want to tell--! Bad Bill: Oy. What is this? Spoons: You know who that is, Bill? That there's Rango. Waffles: Yeah, he ain't afraid of you. He ain't afraid of none of you. Lenny: Killed them Jenkins brothers. Melonee: Done it with one bullet, Bill. Hitch: All seven of them. Bad Bill: Is that right? Rango: Um... let me get that... yeah... Oh, I know. Here. [splashes some cactus juice on his face to put out much of the fire, sees one tiny remaining flame] Oh, here, let me get that for you. [wipes the tiny flame out with the towel] There, all better.

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Mayor: It's almost noon. Is everything ready? Bad Bill: Yeah, but he might be a problem. Mayor: He's not a problem, William. He's a solution. [snickers]

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Kid: Excuse me, Mr. Rango. Rango: [aims his gun at kid's face] I WILL BLOW THAT UGLY RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE! Kid: I was just thinking that... [shows his notepad] Rango: Oh. [chuckles nervously] You want the old John Hancock, do ya? Here, hold this. [hands his gun to the kid] Beans: Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call. Kid: [looks into the barrel of Rango's gun] There's a bullet in there! Mother: Put that down! Rango: [as he signs the kid's notepad] Oh, I know. I know all about the old shindig this afternoon. I ordered myself some right fancy duds. Beans: Sheriff, I'd like to file... Mother: Mr. Rango! Rango: Oh, you too? No problem. [takes the mother's bible and signs it] Here, let me just... Beans: I need ya to investigate... Rango: Y'know, Beans, I betcha clean real nice if ya put a little effort into it. Beans: What? Rango: [to the kid] Now, remember, son, stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare. [takes his gun] Beans: Sheriff! Kid: Who's Shakespeare? Bean

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