Mars Attacks!

First Lady: [After seeing the Martians on TV for the first time] I'm not allowing that thing in my house. President Dale: Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them. First Lady: Well, they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.

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Art Land: So here's the deal. I got this chum, owes me a lot of money, needs a wake-up call. What I'd like you to do is, uh, use that patented left hook on him. Byron Williams: Just in the ring, Art. Just in the ring. Art Land: Yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip, but... I'll give you two grand. When you're done, all you must do is mosey on by the office and get the cash. Byron Williams: Why do you wanna come at me that way, huh? You know I'm trying to get back with my wife. We used to have problems with this same kind of shit. But I've changed, man. I found Allah, I don't eat pork, and I'm a better man. I faced that demon, I don't want him coming out again. Art Land: [After a short silence] You gave up pork?

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Richie Norris: I bet you're psyched about the Martians coming, Grandma? I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train! Grandma Florence Norris: Come on, kid, I'm not that old!

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Billy Glenn Norris: Bye-bye, Grandma. Grandma Florence Norris: Goodbye, Thomas. Billy Glenn Norris: It's Billy Glenn, Grandma. Grandma Florence Norris: I know, Thomas.

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Nathalie Lake: Jason, hi. It's me. Jason Stone: Are you wearing a bra?

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Richie Norris: Is that okay? Taffy Dale: Yeah. You got a girlfriend? Richie Norris: No.

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