Leprechaun 3

Loretta: Who the hell are you? The Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay! Loretta: What do you want? The Leprechaun: Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall. Loretta: What are you talking about? The Leprechaun: Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that come out to here.

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Scott: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin. Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds! Scott: What the hell did I just say?

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Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance? Scott: Do ya take Green Cross?

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Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch! Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.

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Doctor: All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday... Nurse: You play golf on Thursday. Doctor: Well, this is an emergency.

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Mitch: Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth. Loretta: Who's callin' fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it. Mitch: Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want. Loretta: Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy?

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