The Brady Bunch

Peter: [to Mike] I once saw a movie where a man was getting married. He was so nervous he forgot to put his pants on. Bobby: [looks under the table] You’re OK, dad.

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Desk clerk: Oh, Mr. Brady, you have signed this Mr. Brady, Mrs. Brady and family. Mike: Hmm, I forgot. It’s force of habit. Kids aren’t with us. Desk clerk: But you did ask for the honeymoon suite. Carol: Oh, it’s quite alright Mr. Pringle. You see … Mike: [interrupts her] It’s quite alright, darling. No need to explain. It’s obvious that this gentleman doesn’t dig the modern generation.

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Cindy: You cheated. Bobby: I did not. And besides: You didn’t see me. Cindy: I did too!

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Carol: I don’t hear anything. Mike: What’s the matter with that? Carol: Six kids and no noise. That’s what’s the matter with that… I’ve never heard such a loud silence.

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Anyone offering a trip to Europe for the right answer?

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[as she picks off flower petals] Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy.

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