50 First Dates

[After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

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Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again! Security Guard 1: What the hell is her problem? Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah. Security Guard 1: Oh, yeah. I suck at this job!

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Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch! Lucy: Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!

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Henry: [to Lucy] It's gonna be ok, Luce. Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you. Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him. Henry: Yeah. Sorry I'm not better lookin’.

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Doug: Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip. [gives Henry a box] Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right. Doug: I love Thpam and Ree-thith, can I have it? Henry: Um, I guess. Marlin: Doug!

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Keanu Mokokokakoa: What's wrong with that turtle? Henry: He has lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right, Ula? Ula: Wha? I don't smoke weed!

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