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Young Scooby-Doo: Rike! Restaurant Owner: What?! You little mutt! Come back here! Scooby: Oh! Restaurant Owner: Bring back my gyros! Woman: Hey, watch it! Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa! Man: Hey! Scooby: Sorry! Man: Bone-headed pooch! Scooby: Ruh-roh! Officer Gary: Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down! Officer Gary: Huh? Scooby: Yikes. Officer Gary: [in slow-mo] Hey! Young Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy

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Fred Jones: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.? Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch. Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that... Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch. Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out. Scooby: I told you I needed a walk. Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business. Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Scooby: I handle our accounting. Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor. Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer. Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowel

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Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are? Scooby: No. Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in… Scooby: IKEA! Shaggy: The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"? Scooby: Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you. Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury. Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob— Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me. Scooby: Who sent those robots? Dee Dee: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you. Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat]. Scooby: It's nice to be wanted. Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that. Dee Dee: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now? Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him? Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of

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Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? [His robotic henchmen salute him.] I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do. Not. Fail. Me!

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Judy: Well, uh, the robots attacked these weird kids, a talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence. Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks. Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy all right. Fred: So, what happened? Judy: I don’t know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up. Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shaggy and Scooby were taken? Judy: Yeah… I have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped. Daphne: [hyperventilating] I can't... I can't breathe. Judy: Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now. Velma: Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please? Judy: Yeah, sure. They look like what’s in this box. [gets out a box with the broken robot inside.] Fr

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Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density. Dynomutt: Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game. Brian: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt. Shaggy: [offscreen] Found it! Brian: The second skull? Shaggy: No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby] Shaggy and Scooby: The Falcon Fridge! Scooby: FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle] Brian: Yes, I love these guys! Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats. Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty. Brian: Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream? Scooby: Heat and sweet. Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature! Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses! Scooby: [chuckles] We're geniuses. Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump] Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would g

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Fred: Velma, what do you get? Velma: I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry against Scooby-Doo. Fred: Good thing I’m the tank because I could not do any of that. Daphne: Any leads? Velma: All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related. Daphne: Jeepers. Velma: If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail... [She scrolls from a pic of Scooby through a long line of descendants until she finds an ancient drawing of...] Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?! Daphne: Who’s Peritas? Velma: He was Alexander the Great's dog. Daphne: Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog. Fred: So, what does that mean? Velma: I have no idea. Daphne: Guys! This is the most important mystery ever. Fred: Yeah. This isn’t about some guy in a rubber mask. Daphne: It’s about one of us. Velma: Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition? Fred: I know a shortcut. [drives down a road on the right.]

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Brian: Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day! Scooby: [whimpers] Second thoughts? Shaggy: Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts. Shaggy: Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers] Brian: According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here. Brian: Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too? Dastardly: [laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten] You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert! Dee Dee: Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park] Dynomutt: [activating his missiles] Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and— Brian: RUN! Dynomutt: [sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly] Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference. Dastardly: Stop right there, you filthy animal

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Shaggy: [unamused] Not again. Dee Dee: Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads? Scooby: Dastardly said I was the key. Dee Dee: The key to what? Brian: Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special! Dynomutt: Why? Because the bad guy said so? Brian: Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you? Shaggy: Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need." Brian: Harsh. Shaggy: Then he shot me through the wall. Brian: Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit! Shaggy: Huh? Dynomutt: Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly? Dee Dee: Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to... Brian: Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo! Scooby: Cool! [walks off with Brian] Shaggy: [confused] Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed] Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double d

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Brian: Hey. Shaggy: Hey. Brian: You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. [to Keith] Keith. Give it to me. [a basket of stuff is dropped to him] My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around. Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you. Brian: How do you mean? Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding. Brian: Hey! It was a superior vantage point! Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. [as Brian is listening in sadness] I mean, the pressure is

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Daphne: Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever! Velma: Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway. Fred: Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe? [He steers the van around some passing cars.] Velma: You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred. Fred: Oh, you mean like your program? [imitates Velma] I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes. Velma: Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then… Daphne: Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting? Fred, Daphne, and Velma: [realized] We didn’t eat lunch! Fred: Oh, we’re just hangry. Velma: Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast. Daphne: [sighs] I miss them. Fred: Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best. Daphne: No, the guys. Not the sandwiches. Velma: I miss them, too. Shaggy

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Scooby: Does this make my ears look big? Shaggy: [offscreen] Makes your ego look big. Scooby: What did you say? Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look fine. Scooby: It sounded like you said “ego”. Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head. Scooby: Hm. Shaggy: Your giant and inflated head. Scooby: What?! Shaggy: Nothing. Dee Dee: [offscreen] Scooby! We need you!

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Fred: Velma? Fred: [grabs a pic of an ancient lock] Check it. That's a lock. But to where? Daphne: [sees another pic and gasps] The Gates to the Underworld. Velma: [serious face] It all makes sense now… Fred: Oh, boy. That's the serious face. We always get in trouble after that face. Velma: Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it. Or one of their descendants. Daphne: [gasps] Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld. Fred: So what? What happens then? Velma: Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates. Fred: Aw, jinkies. [Velma looks at him funny] What? I’m sorry! Someone had to say it. Velma: Look over there. Daphne and Velma: Whoa. Daphne: "Muttley." Dastardly: Put that down! [Fred puts the pic in his shirt while he snatches the bowl.] You have no right to be in here, Mystery Mor

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Dee Dee: I’m picking up the skull signature. Dynomutt: Locking on. [Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Brian.] Brian: These suits are incredible, right? Scooby: Yeah! Brian: Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws… Scooby: I love it! [Shaggy sighs] Dee Dee: I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated. [Scooby and Brian got to their seats with some straps.] Shaggy: But my cheeks still need a seat! [As he tries to get to his seat...] Dee Dee: Here we go!!! Dee Dee: Shaggy, what are you doing? Brian: Not so close. Dee Dee: We're about to get closer. Dynomutt: Dee Dee, I advise we... Dee Dee: Punch it! Dee Dee: Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem. Dynomutt: Which appears to be Mesozoic. Dynomutt: Just land the ship, Dee Dee! Shaggy: OK, Falcon Force, good luck! Bring back that skull! Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure. Brian: Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're lit

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Captain Caveman: Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice. Scooby: Uh, we understand you perfectly. Captain Caveman: Oh, word? No disrespect. So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island? Scooby: We're looking for a skull. Brian: Yeah, it's about a yea high and full of sharp, pointy teeth. Captain Caveman: You mean the slaghoople? Both: Um, sure. Captain Caveman: Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings. Captain Caveman: But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion. Shaggy: Huh? Young Shaggy: I'll never leave you. No matter what. Fred: Hey! Shaggy: [happily] Fred? Fred: Shaggy? Shaggy: Fred! Fred: Shaggy! [hugs him] Shaggy: How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma? Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken? Shaggy: No

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Velma: So that's Cerberus. Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city. Shaggy: Like, how? Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium? Velma: That was a real estate developer with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine. This is the real deal. Right, Fred? Fred? [Dynomutt’s eyes light up to reveal the gang, but not Fred, inside.] Where's Fred? Fred: You… shall be avenged. [He arms himself with the hubcap as a shield while putting some dry oil on her face like warpaint and putting on an ascot.] For the Mystery Machine! Brian: He’s just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking? Daphne: Fred! Velma: Come on, hurry! Run! Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man’s vehicle.

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Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here? Brian: [pulls out his phone] Calling my dad. [Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.] Hey! Dynomutt: You don’t need your dad. Brian: Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this. Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus! Shaggy: I'm terrified! Scooby: Why are we taking on Cerberus?! Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way. Brian: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes? [Dynomutt nods.] Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment! Dynomutt: And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon? Brian: [sniffs] Okay, now I’m crying.

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Dastardly: Farewell, fools! Muttley: Sayanora, suckers! Fred: Dastardly?! Dastardly: We're rich! Muttley: Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! Heh-heh-heh-heh! Shaggy: Man, looks like we just spared the world! Scooby: [chuckles] Bowling puns! Shaggy: [he and Scooby fistbump] This is so us! Shaggy: OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What? Velma: One of you has to hold the gates shut here… Daphne: …while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld. Shaggy: [distraught] What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma? Velma: Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it. Daphne: But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him. Fred: That's you, Shaggy. Scooby: There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go. Shaggy: No. Shaggy: It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one. Scooby: [w

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Fred: It's perfect. [to Shaggy while feeding Scooby hot dogs] Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired? Shaggy: Like, they'll be here any minute. Fred: "They"? Dynomutt: Surprise! Dee Dee: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening! Brian: [on speaker] DJ Blue Falcon! [Flying in was Blue Falcon himself. The crowd cheers. Balloons dropped down right on time.] And that is how you make an entrance. [to Keith] Good job, Keith. Keith: [on speaker] Thank you, BF! Fred: [hugs the Mystery Machine] I'm so happy you're back. Dynomutt: [to Dee Dee] You know, I’m proud of him, but he could’ve done this without us. Dee Dee: I know. I am so gonna need a raise.

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Velma: Looks like we're on the case. Fred: Let’s hit it. Daphne: [to Dusty] Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please. Shaggy: What do you say, buddy? Scooby: Lets Scooby-Dooby-Do It!