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Young Scooby-Doo: Rike! Restaurant Owner: What?! You little mutt! Come back here! Scooby: Oh! Restaurant Owner: Bring back my gyros! Woman: Hey, watch it! Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa! Man: Hey! Scooby: Sorry! Man: Bone-headed pooch! Scooby: Ruh-roh! Officer Gary: Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down! Officer Gary: Huh? Scooby: Yikes. Officer Gary: [in slow-mo] Hey! Young Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy

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Fred Jones: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.? Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch. Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that... Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch. Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out. Scooby: I told you I needed a walk. Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business. Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Scooby: I handle our accounting. Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor. Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer. Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowel

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Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are? Scooby: No. Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in… Scooby: IKEA! Shaggy: The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"? Scooby: Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you. Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury. Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob— Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me. Scooby: Who sent those robots? Dee Dee: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you. Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat]. Scooby: It's nice to be wanted. Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that. Dee Dee: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now? Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him? Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of

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Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? [His robotic henchmen salute him.] I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do. Not. Fail. Me!

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Judy: Well, uh, the robots attacked these weird kids, a talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence. Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks. Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy all right. Fred: So, what happened? Judy: I don’t know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up. Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shaggy and Scooby were taken? Judy: Yeah… I have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped. Daphne: [hyperventilating] I can't... I can't breathe. Judy: Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now. Velma: Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please? Judy: Yeah, sure. They look like what’s in this box. [gets out a box with the broken robot inside.] Fr

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Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density. Dynomutt: Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game. Brian: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt. Shaggy: [offscreen] Found it! Brian: The second skull? Shaggy: No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby] Shaggy and Scooby: The Falcon Fridge! Scooby: FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle] Brian: Yes, I love these guys! Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats. Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty. Brian: Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream? Scooby: Heat and sweet. Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature! Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses! Scooby: [chuckles] We're geniuses. Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump] Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would g

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