Queer as Folk

Donna, you don't know her! You don't know anything! Cos you're straight! Right? You're part of the system! Right? You're part of the fascist heterosexual orthodoxy! <br>Donna: I'm black. And I'm a girl. Try that for a week.

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Give him six months and he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos, in order &ndash; William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.<br>Vince: What about Paul McGann?<br>Both Together: Paul McGann doesn't count!

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Vince: Says he’s 36, the liar. I’m sitting here with an old man. It’s like the auditions for Cocoon 3. Stuart: Tell him that story about the broken leg, that always works. Nathan: [barges in] Is that Vince? Say hello for me. Stuart: Uh, some twat says hello. Vince: is that Nathan? Stuart, listen, his mother had a rag on me. Do us a favor and keep an eye on him? Stuart: Never mind him, just think about yourself for once. Cameron: We could go somewhere afterwards, I dunno. There’s pubs open, you’re the expert. Vince: Yeah. Listen, I’ve gotta make this call, there’s this boy and no one’s looking after him. Bit of a crisis, you don’t mind? Vince: Stuart, seriously, it’s your fault he’s left home. He could wander off at anywhere. Stuart: Hold on, call waiting. [Answers it] Yeah? Marie: [sarcastically] Thank you Stuart, thank you so much. I’ve had Ben crying his eyes out, that’s all he needs, another man to abandon him. Stuart: I did phone Marie, I left a message. It’s just, it’s an emergenc

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He's fifteen years old. He's fifteen. That boy is fifteen!<br>Stuart: So? That Jeep's only six months, and you've still gone and buggered it!

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Here she is! Rosalie, have you met Cameron? Let's go say hello. Cameron! This is Cameron, he's Vince's boyfriend. They've been going out for ages! Cameron says Vince shags like a rabbit! He's bought him a car! He's the perfect boyfriend &ndash; they're practically married!

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I'm still gonna go out, to the Village. <br />Nathan's dad: Not on school nights you're not.<br />Nathan: And I'm not gonna change.<br /> You know that, don't you?<br /> Cos it isn't a phase.<br />I'm not gonna grow out of it.<br /> I'm gonna be gay forever.<br />Nathan's dad: You've made your mind up.<br />It's obvious there's no stopping you.<br />It's Helen I'm worried about.<br />She's ten years old.<br />She's a child.<br />I don't want her head filled with notions.<br />Nathan: Like what?<br />Nathan's dad: As far as Helen's concerned,<br />the anus is for shit.<br />Got that?

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