Queer as Folk

Emmett: When did 70's night become 80's night? Ted: I remember this song from high school. Talk about feeling ancient. Emmett: Speak for yourself, honey. I was a mere child.

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Emmett: [referring to a hot guy] My God, have you ever seen anything more beautiful? Ted: Venice. At sunset. Emmett: Fine. You go down the Grand Canal, I'll go down on him.

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Why am I wasting my time staring at a bunch of over pumped princesses with IQ's smaller than their waists... Jesus look at him!

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Michael: We need to go. We want to eat. Brian: I'm just gonna give him my number. Michael: What'd you do, write it on your penis? How long is this gonna take? Brian: [looks at the face of the guy] Ten minutes. Tops.

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Michael: That was quick. Ted: Not when you've had as much practice as he's had. Brian: I got bored. Emmett: I know, getting your dick sucked can be so tedious.

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Justin: Just uh, checking out the bars, you know. Boy Toy. Meat Hook. Brian: Meat Hook? Really? So you're into leather? Justin: [hesitates] Sure. Brian: Where you heading? Justin: No place special. Brian: I can change that.

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