The Good Place

Hello, Mindy. My name is Beadie. I'm from the Good Place, and welcome to your first day in the afterlife. That's not possible. They didn't, but neither did we. A compromise was made: the neighborhood you are in now by yourself. You submitted a list of things you wanted; the Good Place provided those things. We got you your favorite beer. On your jukebox, you'll find every song ever sung. You get the idea. Welcome to eternal mediocrity. Welcome to the Medium Place.

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Yo YO! Homies! Check in. 'Cuz there's something messed up about this place. We keep fighting each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but…I think we're in the Bad Place?

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Chidi: Okay, but, um...what the hell is this? The dot...over the i? The HELL is THAT? Michael: Okay, um...how do I explain this concisely? THIS....is Tuesdays. And also July. Janet: And sometimes it's never. Michael: That's true. Occasionally, that moment on the Bearimy Timeline is the time moment when nothing never occurs. So...you get it. Chidi: ...THIS BROKE ME. The, UHH...the dot...over the i. That broke me, I'm...I'm DONE.

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Eleanor: You know what? I'm glad this whole thing happened because now, I can go back to living my life the way I used to: only caring about myself because being good is POINTLESS. Michael: NO, no ah, please, Eleanor- Eleanor: No. Thank you. I'm outie. See you in Hell. Eleanor: You what I just realized? I always say that whenever I leave a room. But now? It's accurate! I will LITERALLY... SEE ALL OF YOU IN HELL. Jason: Not if I see you first!

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Drug Dealer: Hey. You wanna talk to God? Chidi: "God is dead. God remains dead and we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent?!" Friedrich Nietzsche, 1882. Drug Dealer: I was just trying to sell you some drugs and you made it weird!

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Chidi: You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up! You put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&M's! You put the Peeps... in the chili pot, it makes it taste... bad... Chidi: Imma eat all this chili. And/or... die trying. Anyone want any? I'm just gonna... put it right down here. C'mon! Dip your paws in my chili. Scoop your little mittens right in the stew. Male Student: Professor? I can see that you're going through something. But exams are next week, so can you teach us anything? Chidi: All right... NERD. Y'wanna LEARN somethin', I'll TEACH ya somethin'! I'ma teach ya the meanin' of life! How d'ya like THEM apples? Chidi: Now, over the last twenty five hundred years, Western philosophers have formed three main theories on how to live an ethical life. Now, first off... there's Virtue Ethics. Aristotle believed that there were certain virtues of mind and character like courage or generosity and you should try to develop yourself in accordance with those virtues. Tahani

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