Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth, fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful Infinity Stone things...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. [Camera shows a skeleton. Its jaw ever so conveniently falls off] How much longer do you think we'll be in here? Surtur: Thor, son of Odin. Thor: Surtur, son of ... a bitch! You're still alive? I thought my father killed you, like....half a billion years ago. Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home. Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late!

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Skurge: [Out of breath, shoving through the crowd] Behold! Thor...Odinson- Loki: [Snaps his fingers] No, no! [Turns and glares at Skurge] You had one job. Just the one! Thor: Where’s Odin? Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. Ask them. Thor: [moves towards Loki] Where’s Father? Did you kill him? Loki: You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for. [Thor presses his hammer against Loki’s chest] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay! I know exactly where he is.

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Thor: [Examining a piece of a relic] So Earth has...wizards now, huh? [goes to put the piece back, but accidentally knocks more off. He awkwardly tries to put the relic back together] Stephen Strange: I prefer the term "Master of the Mystic Arts". You can leave that now. Thor: All right, wizard. Who are you and why should I care? Strange: My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you. Take a seat. Strange: Tea? Thor: [Sees that a cup of tea has appeared in his hand] I don't drink tea. Strange: What do you drink? Thor: Not tea. Strange: So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of these beings. Thor: He's a worthy inclusion. Strange: [While using the magic to refill the beer] Then why bring him here? Thor: We're looking for my father. Strange: So, if I told you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard? Thor: Promptly. Strange: Great. Then I'll

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Hela: So he's gone. That's a shame, I would have liked to have seen that. Thor: You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin. Hela: [Disbelieving] Really? You don't look like him. Loki: [Clearly uneasy] Perhaps we can come to an arrangement? Hela: [Snarling] You sound like him. Kneel. Loki: [Affronted] Beg your pardon? Hela: Kneel, before your Queen. Thor: Oho, I don't think so. [Thor hurls Mjölnir at her, only for Hela to catch it in one hand] It's not possible! Hela: [Smiling cruelly] Darling, you have no idea what's possible!

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Hela: It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead, as are the princes. [raises her hand reassuringly] You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged. Yet Odin stopped at the Nine Realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others. And I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me and rise into the ranks of my great conquest. Hogun: Whoever you are... whatever you've done, surrender now! Or we will show you no mercy. Hela: [Sounding incredibly put out] Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said? Hogun: This is your final warning! Hela: I thought you'd be happy to see me. [Forms her headdress] Fine.

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Soothing Voice: Fear not, for you are found. You are home... and there is no going back. No one leaves this place. But what is this place? The answer in Sakaar. [The tunnel walls show images of Sakaar's place in the Cosmos.] Surrounded by cosmic gateways, Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. [Images of the wormholes that cover Sakaar's atmosphere.] It is the collection point for all lost and unloved things. Like you. But here on Sakaar, you are significant. You are valuable. Here, you are loved, and no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. Grandmaster. [Grandmaster, in silhouette, arrives on Sakaar.] He is the original. The first lost, and the first found. The creator of Sakaar and the father of the Contest of Champions. [Aliens in the arena battle to the death.] Where once you were nothing, now you are something. You are the property of the Grandmaster. Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds. [Images around the tunnel begin speeding up. Chaos,

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