Fargo

Gaear Grimsrud: You're a smooth, smoothie, yah know? Wade Gustafson: It's my money. I'll deliver it - what do they care?...They want my money, they can deal with me. Wade Gustafson: Look, Jerry, you're not selling me a damn car. It's my show here. Mike Yanagita: Ya know, it's the Radisson, so it's pretty good. Mike Yanagita: So ya went and married Norm Son-of-a-Gunderson! Shep Proudfoot: [beating Carl violently] Fucking little fucking weasel! Fuck you! You fucking motherfucking son of a fucking bitching fucking cunt! Jesus fucking Christ you fucking shitfuckbag motherfucker!

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Jerry: I'm, uh, Jerry Lundegaard. Carl: You're Jerry Lundegaard? Jerry: Yah. Shep Proudfoot said-- Carl: Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. What gives now? Jerry: [confused] Shep said 8:30. Carl: We've been sitting here an hour. He’s peed three times already. Jerry: Ah, I'm terribly sorry. Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess. Carl: You got the car? Jerry: Yah, you bet! It's in the lot there. Brand-new burnt umber Ciera. Carl: Yeah, okay, well, sit down then. [Jerry takes a seat] I'm Carl Showalter and this is my associate Gaear Grimsrud. Jerry: Yah, how ya doin'. So, we all set on this thing, then? Carl: Sure, Jerry, we're all set. Why wouldn't we be? Jerry: Yah, no, I'm sure you are. Shep vouched for you and all. I got every confidence in you fellas. [smiles at Grimsrud] So, I guess that's it, then. Here are the keys... Carl: No, that's not it, Jerry. Jerry: Huh? Carl: The new vehicle, plus forty thousand dollars. Jerry: Yah, but the deal was, the car first, see, then the forty

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Jerry: - I'm the executive sales manager. Marge: - Yah, but I understand... Jerry: - We run a pretty tight ship here. Marge: - I know, but how do they establish that? Are the cars counted daily, or what kind of a routine here? Jerry: Ma'am! I answered your question. Marge: - I'm sorry, sir? Jerry: - Ma'am, I answered your question. Jerry: I answered the darn damn good question ... I'm cooperating here, and there's no... Marge: Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I'm just doing my job here. Jerry: Ok ... Marge: ookie --

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Scotty: [finishing supper] May I be excused? Jerry: Ya done, there? Scotty: Yah. Can I go out? Jean: Where ya goin'? Scotty: Just to McDonald's. Jerry: Be back at 9:30. Wade: He just ate - he didn't finish! He's goin' to MAC-Donalds instead of finishin' here. Jean: He sees his friends there. It's okay. Wade: It's okay? Whaddya think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you. Jean: It's okay, Dad! Jerry: Wade, have ya had a chance to think about, uh, that deal I was talkin' about, those forty acres there on Wayzata? Wade: You told me about it. Jerry: Yah, you said you'd have a think about it. I understand it's a lot of money... Wade: A heck of a lot. What'd you say you were gonna put there? Jerry: A lot. It's a limited... Wade: I know it's a lot. Jerry: I mean a parking lot. Wade: Yah, well, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot. Jerry: Yah, well, it's a chunk, but... Wade: I used to own a lot myself way back in the late '50's. It's a lotta money. Jerry: Yah,

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Grimsrud: Where is Pancakes House? Carl: What? Grimsrud: We stop at Pancakes House. Carl: What are ya nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I want to go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer, and a steak, maybe. No more fuckin' pancakes, c'mon man. C'mon man! Okay here's an idea. We'll stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. What do ya think? Grimsrud: I'm fuckin' hungry now, you know! Carl: Yeah, yeah. Jesus. I was just saying we could stop, get pancakes, and get laid.

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Irate customer: We sat right here in this room and went over this and over this. Jerry: Ya but that TruCoat- Irate customer: I sat right here and said I didn’t want any TruCoat! Jerry: Ya but I’m saying that TruCoat, you don’t get it, you’ll get oxidation problems. Cost ya a heck of a lot more than $500. Irate customer: You’re sitting there, you’re talking in circles, you’re talking like we didn’t go over this already! Jerry: Ya but this TruCoat- Irate customer: We had a deal here for 19.5 ($19,500) you sat there and darned if you didn’t tell me you’d get me this car, these options, without the sealant for 19.5! Jerry: Alright, I’m not sayin’ I didn’t- Irate customer: Ya called me 20 minutes ago, you said you had it ready to make delivery! You said come on down and get it! And here ya are, and you’re wasting my time and my wife’s time. And I’m paying 19.5 for this vehicle here! Jerry: Alright. I’ll talk to my boss. [Gets up to leave the room.] [Turns to the customer, before leaving] Se

Fargo (1996 film), CC BY-SA 4.0