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Women: You injured that poor woman. Large man: Ya, she should sue you! Crowd: Yeah! Hancock: Okay, well you should sue McDonald's 'cause they fucked you up. Woman: And I can smell that liquor in your breath! Hancock: 'Cause I been drinkin', bitch!

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Ray: We at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you the AllHeart symbol. Now you would be among a very select group of corporate giants to bear this logo on your product. And what this would say to the public is that your company, Pharmatopsis, had made a radical contribution to helping our world. And here is all you'd have to do to qualify: Your new TB drug, micadin, we would like you to give that product away, for free. Businessman: Did you say free? Ray: I did — only to those who really need it. Only to those who without it would otherwise die. Businessman: Alright. As a concept "free" is kind of up there with "lethal side effects—" Businessman 2: "Mandatory product recall." Businessman: "Get indicted, going to jail —" Businessman 2: "Get out, work at IHOP the rest of your career—" Ray: Understandable reactions — a radical concept — but it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. The brand that everyone is talking about. ...Anyway — we can save the world. Someone's ju

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Hancock: That's a good meatball, boy. Mary: Aaron. Hancock: Momma's callin you. Mary: No, his name's Aaron.

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Hancock: You better get outta my way, 'cause if you don't, your head's goin' up his a$. You sure you wanna ride this train? Smaller Convict: Choo-choo, a–––le.

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Ray: What do you think when you see this? Hancock: Homo. Ray: [Shows him a comic book with a red-clad superhero] And this? Hancock: Homo in red. Ray: [Shows him another comic book with a blond-haired superhero] And this? Hancock: Norwegian homo. Ray: I'll give you that.

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Ray: Stop pretending that you do not care! You have a calling. You're a hero, Hancock. You're going to be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that. Trust me. Trust this plan, this process — you're staying here. When they call, a hero is what we're going to give them. Hancock: How we going to do that, Ray?

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Mary: Well, I'm here. Hancock: Yup. Mary: You wanna do it? Hancock: Do what? Mary: I don't have time for this, okay? You ask the questions, I answer them honestly, then you leave L.A. Hancock: I ain't leaving L.A. [Mary gives a look that says "forget this" and tries to leave] All right! All right! Jeez. [they enter the trailer] Hancock: You and I... Mary: You and I what? Hancock: We're the same. Mary: No. I'm stronger. Hancock: Really? Mary: Oh, yeah. Hancock: Who are we? Mary: Gods. Angels. Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's "superhero." Hancock: Are there more of us? Mary: There were. They all died. It's just the two of us.

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Mary: I've lived for a very long time, Ray, and the one thing I learned — fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose. Hancock: And you chose to let me think I was here alone. Mary: I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember.

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Mary: We're becoming mortal. It's us, being close to each other. It never happened this fast before. You have to leave. The further you get from me, the better you're going to feel. You'll start getting your powers back — and be flying and breaking things and saving people before you know it. It's like I said. We were built in pairs, and when we get close to our opposites, we lose our power. Hancock: Why? Mary: So we can live human lives. Love. Connect. Grow old and die.

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Hancock: (trying to get a badly injured cop to the ambulance) Do I have permission to touch your body? Female Cop: Yes! Hancock: Alright... this is not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman... Female Cop: Get me the hell out of here!

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Ray Embrey: I put some stuff up on YouTube. Everybody remembers Walter the great whale. He was stuck on the beach. Along comes Hancock. Hancock: I don't even remember that. Ray Embrey: Yes, well... Greenpeace does. Walter does.

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Mary: You stay away from me and my family. You are not gonna do this to me again! Hancock: What? I don't know what you're talking about. Mary: (while Hancock and Mary walk through a cheering crowd) It can't work. It always ends the same way. PERSIA! GREECE! BROOKLYN! Hancock: Brooklyn?! I've never been to Brooklyn! Mary: (angrily) I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, AND I AM DONE!!!! Hancock: I don't know what you're talking about. Mary: DONE!! YOU LISTENING!?!?! Hancock: (getting angry) I don't know what you're talking about! Mary: I AM HAPPY, OKAY?! FINALLY, I AM HAPPY!!! YOU'RE NOT GONNA MESS WITH THAT!!!!!! Hancock: (enraged and hateful) LOOK AT ME!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! I HATE TO BURST YOUR LITTLE CRAZY LADY BUBBLE, BUT IT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ALL THAT GREAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER YOU!!!!!! Mary: (Threatening) Call me crazy one more time. Hancock: (singsong) Cuckoo!