Hancock

Women: You injured that poor woman. Large man: Ya, she should sue you! Crowd: Yeah! Hancock: Okay, well you should sue McDonald's 'cause they fucked you up. Woman: And I can smell that liquor in your breath! Hancock: 'Cause I been drinkin', bitch!

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Ray: We at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you the AllHeart symbol. Now you would be among a very select group of corporate giants to bear this logo on your product. And what this would say to the public is that your company, Pharmatopsis, had made a radical contribution to helping our world. And here is all you'd have to do to qualify: Your new TB drug, micadin, we would like you to give that product away, for free. Businessman: Did you say free? Ray: I did — only to those who really need it. Only to those who without it would otherwise die. Businessman: Alright. As a concept "free" is kind of up there with "lethal side effects—" Businessman 2: "Mandatory product recall." Businessman: "Get indicted, going to jail —" Businessman 2: "Get out, work at IHOP the rest of your career—" Ray: Understandable reactions — a radical concept — but it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. The brand that everyone is talking about. ...Anyway — we can save the world. Someone's ju

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Hancock: That's a good meatball, boy. Mary: Aaron. Hancock: Momma's callin you. Mary: No, his name's Aaron.

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Hancock: You better get outta my way, 'cause if you don't, your head's goin' up his a$. You sure you wanna ride this train? Smaller Convict: Choo-choo, a–––le.

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Ray: What do you think when you see this? Hancock: Homo. Ray: [Shows him a comic book with a red-clad superhero] And this? Hancock: Homo in red. Ray: [Shows him another comic book with a blond-haired superhero] And this? Hancock: Norwegian homo. Ray: I'll give you that.

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Ray: Stop pretending that you do not care! You have a calling. You're a hero, Hancock. You're going to be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that. Trust me. Trust this plan, this process — you're staying here. When they call, a hero is what we're going to give them. Hancock: How we going to do that, Ray?

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