27 Dresses

Mother: [screams] Shit, oh shit! Jane: I never do anything like this. Kevin: I know. Jane: You do? Kevin: Yes, I know. You kept repeating that over and over last night. "I never do this... I never do this... I never do this..."

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Jane: There's gotta be one thing about weddings that you like. Kevin: Open bar. Jane: No. Kevin: [thinks for a moment] All right. So when the bride comes in and she makes her giant, grand entrance, I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. 'Cause even though I think he's an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery... I don't know, he always looks really, really happy. And, for some reason, I... [notices Jane giving him a weird look] What the hell are you looking at me like that for? Jane: Are you shitting me right now? Kevin: What? Jane: That's my favorite part. Oh, my God. We have something in common. Kevin: Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen.

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Kevin: What is that? Jane: [holding the dress in front of herself] Theme wedding! Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

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Kevin: Jane, give me fifty bucks. Jane: No! Kevin: Jane, come on. It's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back. Jane: No. Kevin: [takes her hand lovingly] Jane, I need you... to give me fifty bucks. Jane: [hesitant] ...No? Kevin: [laughs] See? That was good! [picks up Jane's drink] Jane, can I have your drink? Jane: Sure.

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Tess: You won't share that information with him about me. You wouldn't hurt a fly. And you would never hurt me. I'm your sister. Jane: That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.

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Jane's Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

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