Constantine

Balthazar: Word is… you're on your way down. Fresh meat. [puts fingers in his mouth, hisses, and leans forward] Finger lickin' good. Balthazar: [after being sprayed with Dragon's Breath] Fire? I was born of this! Balthazar: [as he chokes John to death] Don't fight it, Johnny boy, enjoy it. Beeman: [his last lines] I know you never had much faith, John; you never had much reason to. But that doesn't mean we never had any faith… in you. Chaz Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer. Asshole. Chaz Kramer: [to Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's the rat in a dress now, bitch? Chaz Kramer: [last words] You're right, John. It's not like in the books. Father Hennessy: Hey, John, I think I found you one. Midnite: [after learning of Constantine's cancer] I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling. Midnite: [shouts] You know the rules of my house! [normal voice] While here, you will abide by them. Midnite: [laughing, to John, regarding Chaz] Take him, John. Kill hi

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John Constantine: What if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager? A bet for the remaining souls on Earth? Angela Dodson: I'd tell you to stay on your meds. John Constantine: Humor me. No direct contact with Humans. That would be the rule. Just influence.

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Chaz Kramer: Why would you do that when you know this isn't my car, John? John Constantine: I told you to move the car. Chaz Kramer: Yeah, but if you'd told me you were going to drop a three-hundred-pound mirror with a pissed-off demon in it, I would have moved it further, John!

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Chaz Kramer: When am I going to stop being your slave, John? John Constantine: You're not my slave, Chaz. You're my much-appreciated apprentice, just like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.

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Angela Dodson: [asking Constantine to hold elevator] Hold the door, you're going down. John Constantine: Not if I can help it.

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Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us. John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.

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