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Joe: Do you see what I see? Kevin: A cloud in the shape of a rabbit. Cute. Joe: No. Lower. Kevin: A rabbit in the shape of a cloud. Even cuter. Joe: Higher Kevin: Nick with a goofy smile on his face. (Hesitates) Wait... Nick with a goofy smile on his face? Joe: So what's her name? Nick: Who's name? Kevin: The girl you're crushin' on. Nick: What are you guys, 11? I think it's Jenny... or Penny (looks at the ceiling). Joe: Nick, you always fall, too hard, too fast. It’s like you meet a girl, and boom, instant love. And boom you get dumped. And boom broken heart. And me and Kevin are there picking up the pieces. Kevin: Aw, it’s Nick’s broken heart. Kevin and Joe: (Pretend cries.) Nick: That happened like, one time. Kevin and Joe: (In unison.) Six times. Nick: Okay, whatever, but I'm taking things nice and slow (closes locker and walks away). Kevin: There were like 100 pictures of her in his locker, weren't there? Well that's what we thought. Joe: Look at them so cozy in there. Kevin: It w

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Dad: Oh, hey. The first Christmas in the firehouse. Joe: Do you remember when grandma burnt those cookies and we had to call the fire department? Nick: Yeah, and then our phone rang. Dad: Man, time goes by so fast. Joe: (wipes eyes with tissue.) Nick: Are you crying? Joe: What? No. A bug flew into my eye.(Looks over at Kevin.) Are you crying? Kevin: Yes. Joe: What do you got there? Kevin: It’s a little extra present for mom. (Pulls box of cake mix out of bag.) It’s a do-it-yourself birthday cake. Joe: Very classy. (Take box from Kevin.) How about, we make the cake… for her?

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Joe: That’s for me! I ordered pizza! Nick: That’s for me. I ordered pizza. Kevin: That’s for me, I ordered pizza! Stella: Okay. If I have to keep making your pants bigger, the world is going to have a denim shortage. Nick: Have you guys tried sweat pants? There's a lot more... wiggle room. Joe: I miss her. Kevin: Enough to sing about? Nick: Oh yeah. Kevin: How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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Joe: I'll wear a disguise. (Picks up near by bow-tie and puts it on.) It’s okay. It’s still me, Joe! Stella: Joe, you’re a genius! Joe: I know. Stella: I bet I could disguise you guys enough to sneak you through the fans. Kevin: Excellent! I’ll go as Joe, Joe will go as Nick, and Nick will go as me! Stella: You know that idea is so good, we should save it for the next time we’re stuck somewhere. Kevin: That's what you said last time. Joe: (Walks in the room with sunglasses on.) Hey Nick, do these sunglasses make my head look fat? Nick: No. Your fat head makes your head look fat.

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Dad: Last time I saw you, you were wearing your alien ninja costume. I didn’t think you ever took it off! Carl: Got it on under the shirt, sir. Dad: Wear it proudly. You know Joe still wears his dinosaur underwear. Joe: That was one time... including today. Macy: I call it a, Joe-tato chip. (Laughs) It was worth every penny. Stella: Wait. That fifty dollars you borrowed from me was spent on a Joe-tato chip? Macy: Awesome, right? Stella: Awesome wrong. I wouldn’t have lent you the money if I knew that’s what you were gonna spend it on. Macy: Wow. I never realized our friendship came with so many conditions attached. Stella: Any girl who is the proud owner of a rhinestone incrusted pencil case, should not be criticizing anybody. Kevin: You read my e-mails? Carl: Only the ones you’ve opened. Nick: I told you “Kevin’s password” wasn’t a good password. Nick: You have something on your head. Joe: (Reaches for head and take notepaper off his head.) “Guys, I decided to go home early.” Nick: (S

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Kevin: I said dogs could hear it. I didn’t say dogs would like it. Nick: Whose dog was that anyway? Joe: I don’t know, but he just left a review of Kevin’s guitar playing in the corner. Nick: She got a frog in her throat. Kevin: There’s a bug going around. Nick: No. She was swimming in a swamp and got an actual frog in her throat. Nick: Didn’t you tell him we don’t have time for songs? Put the guitar down and turn the lights back on. Nick: Then there’s no symptoms of vertigo of nausea? Kevin: No, no. I just got really dizzy then I puked. Nick: Good lungs. And if she can carry a tune, Kevin can help her sound awesome. Kevin: Besides how bad could she be? Stella: Ok, one time during a softball game, she was singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," and they called animal control because they thought there was an injured manatee on the field. A manatee! Kevin: [Struming guitar] Manatees. You know the way we treat these friendly cow-people of the sea... says a lot about the way we treat each

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