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Brown: Stop acting like it's all about you. Shane: In my world, it is. Brown: Oh look. We're in my world. And in my world, you're considered an instructor at this camp. Which means... you've got to instruct.

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Shane: I don't wanna waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud! Nate: Hey, man, we used to love this place. Three years ago, we were campers. Jason: Yeah this is where 'Connect 3'... connected. Nate: And you get to see your Uncle Brown. Shane: Not a selling point. Nate: Look, man, right now, you're the bad boy of the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means we have a problem with that. Jason: Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. [sees Nate's glare] We have a problem with that! Nate: This camp thing is supposed to fix that. It's good PR. So do your time. Enjoy the fresh air, [inhales] get a tan. Jason: Oh, and can you make me like a birdhouse or something? Shane: One word: Payback! Jason: That's two words! Nate: By the way, we told the press you'd be recording a duet with the winner of Final Jam. Shane: WHAT?!

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Shane: [answers it] Hello? Jason: Hey buddy, how's my birdhouse coming? Nate: Jason! Jason: Sorry, it's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything. Nate: I didn't want anything! Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse! Nate: What would you want a birdhouse for? Jason: I wanted to see more birds in my-- Shane: Guys! GUYS! Nate and Jason: Sorry.... Shane: About me recording with a camper... Nate: You gotta do it, man. No go backs. Jason: Yeah, no go backs... it's, like, the golden rule. Nate: No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth. Jason: Dude! Then it can be the silver rule. Nate: Why is it the silver rule? Jason: Okay, fine, the copper rule. Nate: Copper rule? Jason: Give me tin, at least. Shane: Guys? Nate and Jason: Sorry...

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Mitchie: I don't think we're doing this right. Shane: What, you don't like going in circles?

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Caitlyn: Okay, what was that? Ella: She said.... [sighs] whatever major loser. Mitchie: Wow, Tess. 'Whatever major loser?' That is sooo last year! I mean, everyone knows that! Oh... well, I guess not EVERYONE...

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Nate: [to Shane] Are you getting too much sun? Jason: Yeah, we can bring you a hat when we come and visit!

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Caitlyn: Aren't you gonna get in line? Mitchie: Oh, it's not me. Trust me. Besides, he's never heard me sing.

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Mitchie: So, have you found your special girl yet? Shane: Why are you jealous? Mitchie: Jerk! Shane: Hey! Being a jerk is part of the rockstar image. Mitchie: Keeping up an image can be tiring. Shane: But it keeps the posers away. I never know if people are hanging with me for the free stuff, or for the parties. Mitchie: Oh, definitely the free stuff. Shane: Funny. Mitchie: C'mon, I know you're really not a jerk. I mean you're helping Andy with his dancing. And those screaming girls seem to like you. Shane: Which brings me back to the whole jealous thing. Mitchie: I take that back! You ARE a jerk!

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Tess: Mitchie! Tell us about your mom again. Barron: Uhh... she's like... a mom?

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Mitchie: Shane. Shane: You were lying all summer! Mitchie: Yes, but I-- Shane: You know, I'm so used to people pretending around me. Mitchie: I was not pretending-- Shane: And I really thought you were different! But you're just like everyone else. You wanted to be friends with 'Shane Gray', not me. Trick's on me, huh? Mitchie: I was trying to-- Shane: Save it for your interview with Pop Informer Magazine. I know I gave you an earful.

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Jason: Guess who!!! Shane: You're in the room, I can see you. Jason: I CAN SEE YOU TOO!! I've missed you. [inhales] GROUP HUG! [hugs Nate and Shane, neither hug him back] Much better. It hasn't been the same just hugging Nate. Nate: [sarcastically, at being released] Yeah. It hasn't.

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Caitlin: Oh you must be hands 5 and 6. I didn't know Connie had a daughter. I'm Caitlin. [Mitchie waves behind bag of chips, runs, and trips into a bucket of mopping water] Oh my gosh, are you ok? [sees who it is] Wait, Mitchie? You're the cook's daughter! She's your mom! Oh, this is rich! But appearantly you're not. Mitchie: What are you waiting for, huh? Go and tell everybody. Caitlin: Maybe I will. Mitchie: Fine, whatever. Caitlin: How long did you think you could keep your little secret? Mitchie: Longer than this... Caitlin: Why? Mitchie: Why do you care? Caitlin: Oh, I don't! But when I tell everybody, I want the whole backstory! Mitchie: I just wanted to fit in, ok? Caitlin: I think your whole charade is stupid and immature. You're hiding behind some crazy lie! Mitchie: [snaps] And what about you, huh?! You lie too! Your whole 'I don't care about anything' attitude! Well, if you don't care, why are you here? Connie: Mitchie! What happened to you? Caitlin: [whispers] She got drown

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Shane: [upon entering the kitchen] Hello? [looks around] Who's in here? [rolls his eyes and sighs] I can hear you. Mitchie: [throws flour on her face to conceal her identity; gets up to greet Shane] Hi. Shane: Do you work here? Mitchie: Uh-huh, yes. Shane: Wow. You really get into your work. I'm Shane. I'm sure even the kitchen help knows that. Mitchie: Of course! It's so nice to meet you! Shane: Actually, it's not so nice. You see, I had my manager send over my food allergy list, but since I coldnt't even go near my breakfast this morning.... Can I just speak to whoever's in charge? Mitchie: Excuse me? Shane: What? Mitchie: Well, you're kind of being a jerk. Shane: And you are? Mitchie: A person! And there's a way to talk to a person, and that's not it. Shane: I'll just have my manager send the list over again [starts to leave] Mitchie: Fine. [clears throat] Shane: Thank you? Mitchie: Much better.

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Mitchie: Hi, I'm Mitchie. Tess: Hi, I'm Tess Tyler. Mitchie: Oh my god, I love your mom! Tess: Of course you do... Mitchie: I'm Mitchie Torres. Peggy: Hey, is your dad Nickie Torres the composer? My dad staged one of his shows. Mitchie: No. Ella: Then what does he do? Mitchie: He owns a hardware store. [Tess, Peggy and Ella turn to leave.] But my mom... Peggy: Yeah? Mitchie: ...is the president of Hot Tunes TV. In China. Yeah, it's a big huge market over there. Tess: Wow, cool. Ella: So cool. Peggy: Major cool! Ok. So have you met anybody? Mitchie: Yeah, like everybody! Last summer I was in like three music videos. Yeah, but I mean you could hardly see me, I was in the back. Tess: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Peggy: Of course! Ella: Absolutely. [beat] What are we thinking? Tess: There's an extra bed in our cabin. It's yours if you want it. Mitchie: Really? Tess: Totally! We're going to be great friends. Come on! Sit with us in the VIP section. Caitlyn: [upset] I'm good. Tha

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Shane: So I guess my search is over. Mitchie: Well, it depends on who you're looking for. Hi, I'm Mitchie. Shane: Hi, I'm Shane. You up for a canoe ride later? Mitchie: I wouldn't miss it. [Both laugh]