Camp Rock

Brown: Stop acting like it's all about you. Shane: In my world, it is. Brown: Oh look. We're in my world. And in my world, you're considered an instructor at this camp. Which means... you've got to instruct.

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Shane: I don't wanna waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud! Nate: Hey, man, we used to love this place. Three years ago, we were campers. Jason: Yeah this is where 'Connect 3'... connected. Nate: And you get to see your Uncle Brown. Shane: Not a selling point. Nate: Look, man, right now, you're the bad boy of the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means we have a problem with that. Jason: Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. [sees Nate's glare] We have a problem with that! Nate: This camp thing is supposed to fix that. It's good PR. So do your time. Enjoy the fresh air, [inhales] get a tan. Jason: Oh, and can you make me like a birdhouse or something? Shane: One word: Payback! Jason: That's two words! Nate: By the way, we told the press you'd be recording a duet with the winner of Final Jam. Shane: WHAT?!

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Shane: [answers it] Hello? Jason: Hey buddy, how's my birdhouse coming? Nate: Jason! Jason: Sorry, it's not my fault you didn't ask him to make you anything. Nate: I didn't want anything! Jason: Well, I wanted a birdhouse! Nate: What would you want a birdhouse for? Jason: I wanted to see more birds in my-- Shane: Guys! GUYS! Nate and Jason: Sorry.... Shane: About me recording with a camper... Nate: You gotta do it, man. No go backs. Jason: Yeah, no go backs... it's, like, the golden rule. Nate: No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth. Jason: Dude! Then it can be the silver rule. Nate: Why is it the silver rule? Jason: Okay, fine, the copper rule. Nate: Copper rule? Jason: Give me tin, at least. Shane: Guys? Nate and Jason: Sorry...

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Mitchie: I don't think we're doing this right. Shane: What, you don't like going in circles?

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Caitlyn: Okay, what was that? Ella: She said.... [sighs] whatever major loser. Mitchie: Wow, Tess. 'Whatever major loser?' That is sooo last year! I mean, everyone knows that! Oh... well, I guess not EVERYONE...

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Nate: [to Shane] Are you getting too much sun? Jason: Yeah, we can bring you a hat when we come and visit!

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