Storks

[first lines of the film; narrating] For as long as can be remembered, storks delivered babies... [We see the tower called "Stork Mountain" as the storks fly out to deliver babies] From their perch on Stork Mountain. [We see clouds as a silhouette stork is flying] It was an honor and a privilege to serve. [We see a stork flying while holding a blonde-haired brown skinned baby with a white blanket] It was our duty, our core belief the driving force of our very lifeblood.

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Toady: [shows Junior a picture of a Goose on his phone] Check out my girlfriend! She's in Canada! Junior: Yeah huh. Toady: She migrated, she's not made up. Junior: Okay. Toady: [waving his phone around] Look at her, look at her! She exists, brah! Junior: That's great.

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Hunter: Junior, you know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass? Junior: I do not. Hunter: Power move. 18 years ago, I saved all storks by getting out of babies and into package delivery. Now, this Monday at Storkcon, the board will announce they're kicking me upstairs.. I'm going to be named Chairman. Which means you are going to be named boss.

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Junior: Excuse me! Orphan Tulip? Tulip: Junior, you're talking to me? Junior: Yes, Orphan Tulip! Tulip: No, it's ju- Uh, it's just that you never talk to me. Junior: Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip. Tulip: Oh, uh, Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart.

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Junior: Oh boy. Uh, Tulip, OK. I have news for you. Tulip: Before you finish, for you to come to wish me a happy birthday, that's just the nicest, you know it's like a little rainbow. So, thank you. [sniffs] That's really nice. But, oh, I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What were you gonna tell me? Junior: Uh...Oh boy. I have wonderful news for you. You have been liberated. Tulip: What does that mean? Junior: Well, it means that you are [softly, faster] fired. Tulip: What? Junior: You're fir...[stuttering; grunting] Tulip: Are you okay? Junior: Excuse me. You're fi...You're fantasic! Tulip: Really? Because I just blew up the most of the factory. Junior: Oh yeah. What a twist. Um...Well, it means [a scene pans over the baby factory] Oh!

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Henry: Gardner Real Estate. Henry... Sarah: ...And Sarah... Both: Gardner! A house is not a home without a Gardner! [laughs] Nate: Ninja Commander, where are you? Henry: Uh, can you hold one second? Nate: You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. You didn't show up, and now he controls most of Western Europe. Ethnic tension is on the rise. Henry: Yeah...We're totally done after this call, okay? Nate: Really? Henry: Five more minutes. Sarah: And then we'll stop. Both: We promise.

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