21 Jump Street

Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit. Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.

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You have the right to... ...suck my dick, motherfucker!

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Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!

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Captain Dickson: [going over the rule of not having sexual relations with teachers or students; to Jenko] That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don't fuck no students, don't fuck no teachers... Schmidt: Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional... Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "shut the fuck up," I'm talking to you.

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Deputy Chief Hardy: Do you even know the Miranda rights? Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney... Deputy Chief Hardy: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney? Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...

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Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

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