Quotes

And So the Day Begins (2)

You should be careful of man eating lawn chairs. They have a nasty habit of jumping out at you. Especially when you can't walk a straight line.

And So the Day Begins (2)

Ian Straub: You might want to count to 10 before leaving Ian Straub. Ava: You might want to put a little safety zone between yourself and Ava Gregory.

And So the Day Begins (2)

Ava: I'm taking her back to Kansas. That will get her out of her room. Jay: Sure it will and she will have learned that if you throw a big enough tantrum the world will bend to your will. Susannah: And the fact that that happens to be true is something she is much too young to know.

Into My Life

Bradin: I can't believe the waiter bought that line. Sarah: I can't believe you find it so inconcievable that we are celebrating our three year anniversary. Bradin: And have a baby to rush home too? C'mon...

Into My Life

Bradin: Cowboys? Doctor: I also have Barbie.

Secrets

Susannah: [to Ava] Okay. When your dad says don't see that boy who's the first boy you wanna see? Johnny: I think that would've been me. Ava, Susannah: Yeah.

Secrets

Nikki: I don't have to get naked, do I? Ava: For a facial...no.

Skipping School

Susannah: Good morning. Ava: Ahh! You scared me! Susannah: Guess I did. Glad I didn't do what I originally planned which was jump out of the closet with a knife.

Kicking and Screaming

Cameron: You don't have to do this, if you don't want to Nikki: Who says I don't want to?

Kicking and Screaming

[to Patrick] Hey, easy there, slick.

Kicking and Screaming

Cameron: You called me a jellyfish. Nikki: I guess you didn't hear what I said next. I said that you were the best jellyfish in the entire ocean. Cameron: Is that supposed to be a complement?

Kicking and Screaming

(to Nikki) What you would want me to say. That you and Cameron are really tight and you didn't want to diss him in front of that creep Patrick.

Kicking and Screaming

Susannah: I got offered a job today. A real job. Johnny: As apposed to your fake job with Ava?

Kicking and Screaming

Nikki: Okay. Cameron seems to have forgotten that I'm still alive, and that leaves me down to one friend in this seaside community and guess who that is... Amber. Bradin: Amber, interesting. The girl you almost killed at the beach party? Nikki: The very same. Ironic, huh?

Life in a Fishbowl

It's no wonder I haven't had a date since the Jurassic.

Life in a Fishbowl

Nikki: Can the ulitimate player find love in just one girl? Cameron: Well, maybe that girl.

Yummy Mummy

Cameron: Well, um, is there something you wanted? Nikki: Please, Cameron, one more chance? Cameron: We're just, we just keep going round and round here. Nikki: But we keep coming back.

Yummy Mummy

Oh, it's ugly, and I don't want it that way. I mean, if Cameron likes Jordan, then I guess he doesn't like me anymore.

Yummy Mummy

[to Johnny] But, do you think that men and women can really just be friends? Like you and Aunt Ava you're just friends and there's obviously more going on there, no offense. But do you think that you can have those feeling for someone, and forget about them?

The Wisdom to Know the Difference

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Sledgehammer

Nikki: Can we be excused? Derrick: So you adults can talk.

Sledgehammer

Susannah: May we be excused? Simon: [to Ava and Jay] So you adults can talk.

The Pleiades

Ava: Yesterday, I found his lufa in the tub! Susanna: Great, now I have to spend the rest of my life thinking about Simon with a lufa. Colby: I suspected he exfoliated.

The Pleiades

Bradin: Come on wait up. Callie: NO! Bradin: This was an accident. It's no big deal. Callie: That's the problem, it's never a big deal to you but it's a big deal to me. Bradin: [yelling at the top of his lungs] Callie, you make everything a big deal. Callie: Well thanks for understanding Bradin. Bradin: Look I know things have gotten complicated. Callie: You got that right. Bradin: But ever since you told me how you feel I've been trying to do everything you want. Callie: That was humiliating. Bradin: I'm sorry. I didn't ask for my aunt to walk in on us. Callie: Imagine what she thinks of me. Bradin: She thinks you're great. This doesn't change anything. Callie: I wish I could believe that.

Leaving Playa Linda

Hey Bradin, let me show you something really cool in another part of the house that's still within earshot!

Signs

Ava: I do not know if I can compete with ice cream and Oreos but here goes. If Cameron says it's not about you, maybe it isn't. Nikki: Maybe but he isn't talking. Ava: He's a guy. They often take the emotionally inarticulate route.

Safe House

Susannah: [to Nikki and Cameron] Well, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Ava: Go ahead, enjoy yourselves. Susannah: What did I say? Ava: Do you have to shine a light on their raging hormones?