Summerland

You should be careful of man eating lawn chairs. They have a nasty habit of jumping out at you. Especially when you can't walk a straight line.

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Ian Straub: You might want to count to 10 before leaving Ian Straub. Ava: You might want to put a little safety zone between yourself and Ava Gregory.

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Ava: I'm taking her back to Kansas. That will get her out of her room. Jay: Sure it will and she will have learned that if you throw a big enough tantrum the world will bend to your will. Susannah: And the fact that that happens to be true is something she is much too young to know.

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Bradin: I can't believe the waiter bought that line. Sarah: I can't believe you find it so inconcievable that we are celebrating our three year anniversary. Bradin: And have a baby to rush home too? C'mon...

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Bradin: Cowboys? Doctor: I also have Barbie.

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Susannah: [to Ava] Okay. When your dad says don't see that boy who's the first boy you wanna see? Johnny: I think that would've been me. Ava, Susannah: Yeah.

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