Shrek Forever After

Rumpelstiltskin: [first lines; first words as narrating] Once upon a time, a long time ago, a king and a queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. But she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess; by night, a hideous ogre. Only true love's kiss could lift her curse. So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day when her true love would arrive. But as the days turned into years, the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures. King Harold: I don't know about this, Lillian. Fairy Godmother said only true love's kiss could break Fiona's curse. Queen Lillian: I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope. Besides, he does come highly recommended by King Midas. King Harold: But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this... person? He's devious. He's deceitful. He's... he's... Rumpel: Rumpelstiltskin! Rumpel: [after kissing Lillian's hand] Mrs Highness. Queen Lillian: [slightly repulsed] Ugh... How... how do you do

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Villagers: Hey, Shrek! Shrek! Villager #1: [holds up his pitchfork's handle] Mr. Shrek, will you sign our pitchforks? Villager #2: [holds up his torch] And our torches? Villager #3: Man, you used to be so fierce! Villager #2: Yeah, when you were a real ogre. Shrek: [puzzled] A real ogre?

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Butter Pants: Do the roar. Butter Pants: Do the roar. Butter Pants: Do the roar. Butter Pants: Do it. [licking the lollypop] Dieter: Ja. Butter Pants' father: Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar. Butter Pants: Do the roar. Shrek: Uh, roar. Butter Pants: [unimpressed] I don't like it. Shrek: Pigs, we need another cake. Heimlich: But we ate ze other cakes. Butter Pants' father: Come on, man. One roar! Donkey: Hey, everybody. Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar! [The Dronkeys gathered around their dad, excited for uncle Shrek's roar.] Shrek: Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes? Dieter: We ate them, too. Heimlich: Zhey have lollipops. Horst: No, I ate them. Dieter: What, you didn't share? Horst: [frowns] Well, you didn't share the croissants! Shrek: Everything's gonna be okay. Princess Fiona: [came and took her kids, holding them.] Shrek, what's going on? Donkey: Come on, Shrek! Your fans are waitin'. Butterpants: Do the roar. Crowd: Do the roar! Do the roar! Fiona: We ne

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Fiona: Unbelievable! Shrek: Tell me about it! Those villagers are... Fiona: I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday? Shrek: Oh, great. So this is all my fault? Fiona: Yes! But.... You know what? Let's talk about this after the party, at home. Shrek: You mean that roadside attraction we live in? [mimicking the tour guide] "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!" I USED to be an ogre, now I'm just a Jolly Green Joke! Fiona: Okay, okay. Maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing. Shrek: [scoffs] Oh, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It is not like you're a real ogre. You spent half your life in a palace. [throws down the party hat] Fiona: [solemnly] And the other half locked away in a tower. Shrek: [sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a m

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Shrek: If she thinks I'm going to slink back there and apologize, she’s got another thing coming. She's not the boss of me. I'm an ogre, and I'm not gonna apologize for actin' like one. Stiltskin: [from the distance] Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me! Please, help! Please, help! I'm stuck! Help! Oh, please, help! Someone, anyone! Help me! The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel! Grandma, is that you? Shrek: Yeah, it's me, Granny. Stiltskin: AN OGRE! Please, Mr. Ogre, please don’t eat me! Shrek: I’m not gonna eat you. Stiltskin: But you are an ogre. [peeks out] Aren't you? Shrek: Yeah, well, I… I used to be. Look, move out or get crushed. Stiltskin: So, you're not gonna eat me? Shrek: No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. Stiltskin: Wait up! What’s your rush? Where you going? Shrek: Nowhere. Stiltskin: [grins] What a coincidence! I was just headin' that way myself. But seriously, let me give ya a ride. I insist. Come on. It’s the least

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Shrek: So the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talkin' about." Stiltskin: I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you. To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities. [takes a sip of an eyeball-tini] You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please. Shrek: Free? [chuckles and rolls eyes] That's a laugh. Stiltskin: Oh, yeah? Shrek: Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. [ate the eyeball off the toothpick.] Stiltskin: Well, why didn’t ya say so? [stands up in his chair] Magical transactions are my specialty! Come on! [He then grabbed all the empty glasses to put them away.] Shrek: Oh, great. Next to mimes, magicians are my favorite people. Stiltskin: [laughed sarcastically while climbing a ladder.] Hold on. [started rummaging through his deal scrolls.] "King for a Month." "Knight for a Week." [finds one] Ah. [He then laid out one special contract onto the table, titled...] "Ogre for a day". Stiltskin: Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated.

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