Being Human

I've got this friend. He says the human condition, human nature, being human, is to be cold and alone. Like someone lost in the woods. It's safe to say he's a 'glass-is-half-empty' kind of guy.

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When in Rome, stop killing the other Romans.

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Mitchell: I don't know, you see my friend, he's very picky. He took a lot of convincing to agree to this. George: [Excited] You can actually see the top of the hospital from the window and it's a dinky little kitchen you could fit a table in there… maybe. Otherwise, if we have people over we can just sit in here. And the little garden is just... gorgeous. We can grow vegetables! Mitchell: Like I said, he's a very difficult customer.

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Estate Agent: The back of the house doesn't get much sunlight. Mitchell: I'm not mad about sunlight...

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George: This is ridiculous! What could be scarier than one of us? Mitchell: A bigger one of us?

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Annie: Shit, can you see me? George: Of course! Who are you? Annie: You can see me? [She waves her arms] Can you see me do that? George: What's she talking about? Annie: Oh my God you can hear me too. I don't believe this! George: You don't believe it? Mitchell, call the police. Mitchell: George, it's okay. George: It is most certainly not okay, we paid a deposit! Mitchell: George, shut up! She's a ghost. Annie: [Slightly offended] Your point being?

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