Oh, God!

Jerry Landers:   Who are You? God:   [speaking through an intercom]  You read the note. Jerry Landers:   Who's that, Artie? God:   God. Jerry Landers:   Come on, Artie. God:   No, it's Me, God. Jerry Landers:   God. God:   Right, God.  God Almighty.  Big G.

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God:   [speaking through an intercom]  How often do you talk with God? Jerry Landers:   Practically never.

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God: &nbsp; [speaking through an intercom]&nbsp; Well, you're not allowed to see Me. Jerry Landers: &nbsp; Why not. God: &nbsp; Because. Jerry Landers: &nbsp; That<s></s>'s no answer. God: &nbsp; Sue Me.

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God: &nbsp; [speaking through an intercom]&nbsp; Tobacco was one of My big mistakes. Jerry Landers: &nbsp; Mistakes? God: &nbsp; You try.&nbsp; Ostriches were a mistake.&nbsp; Silly-looking things.&nbsp; Avocados, made the pit too big.&nbsp; Like I say, you try.

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Jerry Landers: &nbsp; I don't belong to any church! God: &nbsp; [speaking through an intercom]&nbsp; Neither do I.

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God: &nbsp; [speaking through Jerry's car radio]&nbsp; Jerry.&nbsp; [Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs]&nbsp; Do you want Me to talk louder? Jerry Landers: &nbsp; Oh, God! God: &nbsp; I thought you didn't believe in Me. Jerry Landers: &nbsp; Uh…that's just an expression. God: &nbsp; I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the word.

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