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See all quotesNorth Dakota Woman: Oh, you really know your way around.
Dennis: Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.
North Dakota Woman: You're…
Read the full quoteAttention, passengers. This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking. And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon. So any of you dicknips think you can slug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get…
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If things go wrong, I'll blow this whistle and call the date before they have a chance to get to know us. Mm. Let's just keep it simple. Let's just start with our names. [cuts to the three at their date] Hey, ladies. I'm…
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Dee: I even have my own system. The DEE system. Do them. Establish low rating. Increase power.
Dennis: "Increase" is spelled with an "I."
Dee: Okay, well, then, uh... Infuriate them when they find out...
Dennis: Another…
Read the full quoteCharlie: What the hell is this? Why are there chickens everywhere?
Dennis: No time to explain it to you, you wouldn't get it anyway.
Charlie: What are you painting?
Dennis: Look, it's a new sign, okay? "Carmine's: a…
Read the full quoteCharlie: Okay. Dee, get the joke stool in the basement, all right? Can't have it out.
Dee: What? No way. It's hilarious.
Charlie: It's not hilarious, it's just a stool with a nail sticking out of it.
Dee: Yeah, and when…
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