Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet. Eddie: I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.

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John: Ok, I'll go first. let me see... um... We don't really need to be here. See, we've been married for five years. Jane: Six. John: [chastened] Five or six years.

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Counselor: How often do you have sex? Jane: I don't understand the question. John: Yeah I'm lost, is this a one to ten thing? Jane: Yeah, is, like, ten nothing or one? 'Cause tech- technically speaking, zero would be nothing. Counselor: How 'bout this week? John: Including the weekends?

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Jane: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What's that called? Marriage Counselor: Marriage.

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Jane: If you don't like them we can take them back. John: All right, I don't like them. Jane: [pause] You'll get used to them.

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John: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like. Jane: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

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