Quotes

Crash and Eddie

Eddie: [To Diego] You want a piece of us? Let is go! Crash: Banzai! Eddie: Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who is going to watch my back? Who is going to be my wingman of mayhem? Who is going to roll in that dung patch with me? Crash: [awakening] Dung patch?! Wait! My legs... I can stand. Eddie: He can stand! Crash: I can run! Eddie: He can run! It is a miracle! Eddie: [grieve for his brother Crash.] Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who's gonna watch my back? Who's gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?!

Others

Stu: Hey, I can smell the ocean! James: Make me, sloth. Cholly: Sorry. My stomach hates me. Diatryma Mom: Alright, everybody, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come. Get in. Rose: Ew. Mini Sloth: Fire King. Molehog Grandpa: Well, I am not leaving! I was born in this hole, and I will die in this hole.

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Scrat: [screaming] Platybelodon Calf: Whoo-whee! Male Meoeritherium: Boy, this global warming is killing me! Female Moeritherium: This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? Male Moeritherium: This, I like. Sid: No running, James. Camp rules. James: Make me, sloth. Sid: Make me, sir! [to Rose] It's all about respect. Baby Animals: Piñata! [cheering] Sid: Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds! Castoroides: Okay. James: Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth! Castoroides: Mine. James: Mine! Castoroides: Mine! James: Mine! Sid: Whoa! Argh! Baby Animals: Yay! Castoroides: Hey! You didn't have any candy in you. Platybelodon Calf: Let's bury him. Baby Animals: Yeah! Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you kids could torture the sloth? Diego: Manny, don't squash their creativity. Sid: Hey, Manny, Diego. My bad mammal-jammals. Wanna give a sloth a hand? Sid: Look, I opened my camp. Campo del Sid. It means "Camp of Sid". Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idio

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Manny: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after. Kid Animals: Yay! Diego: Good job. Castoroides Calf: [Putting his hand up] Question: Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits? Manny: Because... because he wanted to be with his family. Iberomesornis Chick: [Landing on Manny's tusk] I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story. Manny: Okay. [picks the bird up with his trunk and puts her down on the ground] Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do. Megaloceros Calf: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a Wild A**. Manny: Fine. The Wild A** boy came home to his Wild A** mother. Manny: See? That's why I called it a burro! Brontotherium Calf: Did the burro have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable. Moeritherium Calf: Boring. Platybelodon Calf: I don't get it. Glyptodont Calf: It's not believable. Castoroides: Do burrows eat their young? It's not a

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Diego: Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. Diego: You okay, buddy? Manny: Sure, why not? Diego: I just thought you... Manny: Story time's over! The end. Moeritherium Kids: Out of the way! Run for your lives! Manny: Hey, hey, watch it! Diego: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's everybody going?! Moeritherium Kid 1: The world's coming to an end! Manny: What are you talking about? Moeritherium Kid 2: Fast Tony! He says the world's gonna flood! [Panting] Fast Tony: Folks! I hold in my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky! Fast Tony: Ho-ho! Gather round! Gather round! [To a female eurotamandua] Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am? Female Eurotamandua: Uh-uh. Fast Tony: So you can't breathe under water? Female Eurotamandua: Uh-uh. Fast Tony: Aha. [goes over to a Glyptodont named Stu, who has a reed up one of his nostrils] My assistant here will demonstrate. Stu: [sniffs through the reed] Hey, I can smell the ocean! Fast Tony: D'oh! [takes the ree

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Manny: It's all gonna flood. [walking away] Come on. We've gotta warn them. Sid: Hmm. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures. Diego: That's genius, Sid. [heads off after Manny] Sid: Call me 'Squid'. Sid: Yeesh, this whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here. Sid: What? Manny, Diego and Sid: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Fast Tony: Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. It's so buoyant, it actually floats! Male Moeritherium: I'll show you something that floats! [laughs] Fast Tony: Oh, all right. It's your funeral. Fast Tony: You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! Giant balls of furry lava! The sizes of mammoths! Raining from the sky! Male Platybelodon: Ah, go suck air through a reed! Manny: You've gotta listen to him! He's right about the flood! Fast Tony: [Confused at Manny's sudden support] I am? I mean, uh, yes, I am. Deer: Wait a minute. You're the one who said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you

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Diego: Manny! Let's go! Teratornis: We've got an overturned Glyptodont in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see. Lone Gunslinger: Ooh, and it looks like there might be a fatality. Lone Gunslinger: I call the dark meat! Female Gastornis: All right, everybody, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come. Get in. Baby Hedgehogs: [straining] Come on, Grandpa! Come on! We have to go! Grandpa Hedgehog: Well, I'm not leaving! [climbing back into the hole] I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole! Dung Beetle male: [rolling a ball of dung] Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going. Dung Beetle female: Oh. This was a gift from my mother. Manny: Okay, keep it moving, keep it moving. Sid: Manny, Manny. I've just heard you're going extinct. [eats some blueberries] Diego: Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity. Manny: I'm not going extinct! Male Eurotomandua: Hey, kids. Look. The last mammoth. Eurotamandua' Kids: Wow. Male

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[squeals in delight] [whimpers]

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Sid: Oh! Sid: ♪ Someday / When you've gone extinct / When you make a stink... ♪ Manny: Shut up, Sid. Sid: Okay. [Later] ♪ Stop, hey~ what's that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground~ ♪ Manny: Stop singing, Sid! Sid: [The next morning] ♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands. ♪ [claps his paw twice] ♪ If your species will... ♪ Manny: Sid, I'm gonna fall on you again and this time, I will kill you. Sid: Okay, someone doesn't like the classics. Manny: What if you're right? What if I am the last mammoth? Sid: But Manny, look at the bright side. You have us. Diego: Not your most persuasive argument, Sid. Diego: Mammoths? Manny: [excited and picking Sid up with his tusks] I knew I couldn't be the last one! I felt it in my trunk! [runs off with Sid on his back] Sid: Whoa! Sid: [judders then ducks to avoid a low hanging branch] Whoa! Manny: Extinct. Come on! Sid: And he's coming round the corner. And he's by a couple of fifths. And he's ahead by a tusk! Oh, he's beating Diego as

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Manny: I guess it's just you and me now. [looks around, and Ellie screaming and break tree branch] I knew it! I knew I wasn't the only one! Ellie: Me too! Everyone falls out of the tree every now and then, they just don't admit it! Manny: Wait, what? Ellie: Some of us have a tough time holding on to branches. I mean it's not like we're bats or something, We don't have wings to keep us up! Manny: And you were in the tree. because? Ellie: I was looking for my brothers. They are always getting into trouble. Manny: Brothers? You mean there's more? Ellie: Sure! There lots of us. Manny: Where? Ellie: Everywhere, under rocks and holes in the ground. Usually we come out at night, so birds don't carry us off! Manny: Huh? Crash and Eddie: [running away from Diego, while Sidney catches up.] Help! Help! Help! Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole-rat!! You've found another mammoth! Ellie: Where? Wait a minute! I thought mammoths were extinct! [pauses] What are looking at me for? Manny: I don

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Fast Tony: Folks! Escape from the flood is a, perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds, with fast Tony's, disaster diet! [to a female ox of the species Bootherium] You, ma'm! You look like a big fat hairy beast! How'd you like to lose a tonne or two of that? Female Bootherium: Would I ever! Male Bootherium: Don't listen to him, Vera! You're already thin as a twig. Fast Tony: I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend! Manny: Ohh, We'll never make it at this pace! Ellie, it's okay! You can lose the camouflage! Ellie: You're safe! OK, safe? Please!! Crash, Eddie, You two, Go scope it out. Crash: What you got? Eddie: Perimeter looks to be all clear captain. Crash: Roger that, four-niner, over! Crash: All clear! Eddie: Hawk!!

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Sid: Diego? Diego! Come on, Come on! This may sting a little. Sid: What in the animal kingdom was that? Diego: I don't know, but from now on, playing safe. Water? Not safe. Ellie: That, was the bravest thing I've ever seen. Manny: It was nothing really,.. Ellie: Oh! It's not a compliment, To a possum, bravery is just dumb! Crash: Yeah! Were spineless. Eddie: Lily-livered! Ellie: Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they put themselves in danger too often! Maybe you should run away more! Manny: Good point! Thanks for the advice! Ellie: Happy to help! Manny: Do you believe her?! [Manny imitates Ellie.] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe you should run away." [Normal voice] She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow-minded! Sid: Ooh, you like her. Manny: I do not! Sid: Oh, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. [To Diego] Oh, and so is yours. Diego: What secret? Sid: You know, the one where you can't swim? Diego: That's ridiculous. Sid: Fine, but we're living in a melting world buddy! You

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Scrat: [screaming] Scrat: [karate screams] Crash: Okay. Ready, Eddie? Eddie: Set. [They get ready.] Let's roll! Crash: [They push the trunk over the edge and Crash jumps in.] Yee-haw! Eddie: Wait for me! [Eddie jumps onto the log and runs on it as they roll down the hill. They pass Manny, Sid and Diego, followed by Ellie.] Ellie: Whoo-hoo! [The possums' log hits a tree while Ellie goes up and over it and carries on.] No brakes! Gotta roll! Meet you at the other end! Manny: [referring to Ellie and her bizarre antics] So, you think she's the girl for me? Sid: Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. She completes you. Crash and Eddie: Yeah. Crash: Hey. Hey, Manny. Can I pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond? Manny: No. Crash: Aw, come on. Sid: Now, how do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude?! Manny: I don't wanna impress her! Sid: Then why're you trying so hard to convince her that she's a mammoth? Manny: [loudly remarked] Because that's what she is! I don

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Ellie: [laughing] Crash and Eddie: Ellie! Ellie! Me too! Manny: So? Diego: So what's holding you back? Manny: My family. Sid: You can have that again, you know. Manny: No, Sid. I can't. Sid: OK, OK. But, but, but, think about it! I mean if you let this chance go, you're just letting your whole species go! And that's just, that's just, selfish! I think I'm starting to get through to him! Ellie: Wait, wait! I got you! Manny: Need help? Manny: Don't you think that, picking them up like this, would be easier? Manny: Ellie? Ellie: I know this place.

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Ellie: [when she recognizes a familiar place] You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. [Manny looks at her.] Okay, a lot bigger. Oh. Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing! Manny: That's too bad. Because, as far as mammoths go, you're... you know... Ellie: What? Manny: Well, um, uh, well. Attractive. Ellie: Really? Manny: Sure. Ellie: What about me is attractive? Manny: Huh? Wha? Oh. Well, uh, I dunno. [stammers] Well...there's your uh, butt. Ellie: What about it? Manny: It's... big? Ellie: [sincerely] Oh, you're just saying that. Manny: No, no. No, I mean it. It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen. Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now...I'm a mammoth.

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Sid: Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today, Diego: [lies down] He sure did. Sid: Yup. He stood on the shore of uncertainty, and dove right in, Splash!! Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear. Diego: I wouldn't know, Saber's don't feel fear. Sid: Oh, come on! All animals feel fear, It's what separates us from safe! Rocks! Rocks have no fear, [tosses rock into the water] and they sink. Sid: Oh, jealousy mostly. But the point is, that fear is natural. Diego: Fear, is for prey. Sid: Well then, You're letting the water make you, it's prey! Just jump in and trust your instincts! [leaps into the bushes] You know, most animals can swim as babies, and for a tiger, It's like crawling on your belly, to stalk helpless prey! Put that hunt on, OK?! Now, claw, kick, claw, kick, I'm stalking the prey! Claw, kick, now, I look back over my shoulder, to see if I am being followed, and I'm breathing! and I'm stalking and I'm stalking, I am falling. Diego: Correction. You're sinking, kind

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Manny: I wasn't saying, not right now. I'm, in time, ! I was just saying that its, our responsibility, Eddie: I can't even look at him! Crash: Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny] Manny: I can hear her, you know? Crash: What do you want? A medal?

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Diego: Stop moving! [The two mammoths do so and the rocky platforms stop.] Thank you. Diego: [The platform which Ellie is standing on starts to break underneath her.] Manny! Ellie! Lock trunks! [Manny and Ellie glare at each other.] <big>Now!</big> [The two wrap their trunks and walk up the rock, keeping it in balance.] Crash! Eddie! Grab onto that ledge! Eddie: [Crash and Eddie laugh.] Funny. Now what's your real plan? Diego: Just do it! Crash: Bye, Eddie! Eddie: Bye, Crash! Crash: Bye, Ellie! Diego: Go, now! Manny: [to Ellie] Um, uh, I'm sorry if what I said before offended you. Ellie: What do you mean "if" it offended me? Crash: "That" it offended her! That it offended her! Manny: I meant that! That it offended you. You just overreacted, that's all. Ellie: What?! Crash: Take it back! Eddie: There are other lives at sake here! Sid: Wait a minute! He's got a point! Crash: He's got nothing! Sid: It was a misunderstanding! Eddie: It was insensitive! Diego: Apologize! Manny: Why me?! She

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Sid: No, no, no. I don't want any, No, no, no, no, Wait a minute! Can I help you? Hmmm! Now, that's what I call respect! Nice! Somebody here likes Sid. Who is the decorator? I mean, this is fabulous. Female Mini Sloth: Fire King. Sid: Huh? [Sid gets up and takes the rocks from the mini sloth and look at the other mini sloths.] Fire King? Hmm! Well, you know it's about time someone recognized my true potential. Let there be fire! [Sid hits the two rocks together, creating sparks which falls on the vines causing them to light up the rock stature of his head.] Mini Sloths: Ooh. Sid: [sniffing] [Sid looks down to see that his foot is standing on a burning vine and is smoking.] Aah! Hot, hot, hot! Mini Sloths: [The mini sloths mimic Sid.] Hot, hot, hot, hot! Sid: Hey. Mini Sloths: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Sid: Aaah. [does a whoop] Mini Sloths: [do whoops] Sid: Hee-hee. Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka. Mini Sloths: Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka. Sid: [doing gorilla noises] Mini Sloths: [do gorilla n

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Diego: Water. Water! Manny: Aaah! Eddie: Crash, I told you not to drink before bed. Crash: I didn't do this! At least not all of it. Ellie: What's happening? Manny: We overslept. We need to move. Eddie: What if we're last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth! Crash: How? Everyone's either a dude or a sister! Sid: Hi, hey, Manny, Wow, what a night! You'll never guess what happened to me. Diego: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you were sleepwalking.

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Manny: They just sit there, watching us. Sid: I wish l knew what they were thinking. Lone Gunslinger: [singing] Food, glorious food, we're anxious to try it. Female Teratornis: [singing] Three banquets a day, our favorite diet! Child Teratornis: [singing] Just picture a mammoth steak, - fried, roasted, or stewed. Teratornis's: [singing] Oh, food, wonderful food, marvellous food, glorious, fooood!! Food, glorious food! Lone Gunslinger: [singing] Poached possums or flamb! Female Teratornis: [singing] Broth made from a sloth! Teratornis's: [singing] Or a saber-tooth souffle! Why should we be fated to? Do nothing but brood on! Oh, foood, magical food, wonderful food, marvelous foood! Male Teratornis: [singing] Food, glorious food, Flesh, picked off the dead ones! Female Teratornis: [singing] Rank, rotten, or chewed, soon, we'll be the fed ones! Male Teratornis: [singing] Just thinking of putrid meat Female Teratornis: [singing] Puts us in the mood! Child Teratornis: [singing] Magical food!

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Sid: Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam! How bad could it be? [one of the dodos was launched by the geyser and became roasted like a turkey] I just did something involuntary, and missed! Ellie: Straight through? We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies, thank you. We'll head back, then we'll go around, That's safer! Ellie: If we go through this, we get blown to bits!

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Duh!

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Sid: We're gonna live! [Water rapidly rises around them.] We're gonna die! [???] Diego: Whoa! No, not so fast there, okay? You, you make a quality offer, but fire king has a, prior commitment, ! His herd needs him! He is the gooey, sticky, stuff that, holds us together! He made this herd and, we'd be nothing without him! Sid: You mean it?! Whoa! Diego: That doesn't mean, want to touch, Don't ask! Diego: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a good friend, point made. Now, go on, scat. Manny: We are now! Sid: Manny, who do you like better? Me or Diego? Manny: Diego. Not even close. Diego: Ha-ha! Told ya. Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids. Manny: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog and my dog had a kid and the dog's kid had a pet, then it would be Sid. Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny? Manny: No. Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog? Ellie: Of course you can, sweetie. Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.

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Dodos: [vocalizes] Scrat: [grunts and screams] Sid: I saved you, little buddy! Scrat: [karate yells] Sid: [screaming] Hey, I saved you, little buddy! Ow! Ow! Ow!