Ice Age: The Meltdown

Eddie: [To Diego] You want a piece of us? Let is go! Crash: Banzai! Eddie: Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who is going to watch my back? Who is going to be my wingman of mayhem? Who is going to roll in that dung patch with me? Crash: [awakening] Dung patch?! Wait! My legs... I can stand. Eddie: He can stand! Crash: I can run! Eddie: He can run! It is a miracle! Eddie: [grieve for his brother Crash.] Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who's gonna watch my back? Who's gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?!

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Stu: Hey, I can smell the ocean! James: Make me, sloth. Cholly: Sorry. My stomach hates me. Diatryma Mom: Alright, everybody, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come. Get in. Rose: Ew. Mini Sloth: Fire King. Molehog Grandpa: Well, I am not leaving! I was born in this hole, and I will die in this hole.

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Scrat: [screaming] Platybelodon Calf: Whoo-whee! Male Meoeritherium: Boy, this global warming is killing me! Female Moeritherium: This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? Male Moeritherium: This, I like. Sid: No running, James. Camp rules. James: Make me, sloth. Sid: Make me, sir! [to Rose] It's all about respect. Baby Animals: Piñata! [cheering] Sid: Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds! Castoroides: Okay. James: Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth! Castoroides: Mine. James: Mine! Castoroides: Mine! James: Mine! Sid: Whoa! Argh! Baby Animals: Yay! Castoroides: Hey! You didn't have any candy in you. Platybelodon Calf: Let's bury him. Baby Animals: Yeah! Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you kids could torture the sloth? Diego: Manny, don't squash their creativity. Sid: Hey, Manny, Diego. My bad mammal-jammals. Wanna give a sloth a hand? Sid: Look, I opened my camp. Campo del Sid. It means "Camp of Sid". Diego: Congratulations. You're now an idio

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Manny: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after. Kid Animals: Yay! Diego: Good job. Castoroides Calf: [Putting his hand up] Question: Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits? Manny: Because... because he wanted to be with his family. Iberomesornis Chick: [Landing on Manny's tusk] I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story. Manny: Okay. [picks the bird up with his trunk and puts her down on the ground] Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do. Megaloceros Calf: Burro is a demeaning name. Technically, it's called a Wild A**. Manny: Fine. The Wild A** boy came home to his Wild A** mother. Manny: See? That's why I called it a burro! Brontotherium Calf: Did the burro have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable. Moeritherium Calf: Boring. Platybelodon Calf: I don't get it. Glyptodont Calf: It's not believable. Castoroides: Do burrows eat their young? It's not a

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Diego: Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. Diego: You okay, buddy? Manny: Sure, why not? Diego: I just thought you... Manny: Story time's over! The end. Moeritherium Kids: Out of the way! Run for your lives! Manny: Hey, hey, watch it! Diego: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's everybody going?! Moeritherium Kid 1: The world's coming to an end! Manny: What are you talking about? Moeritherium Kid 2: Fast Tony! He says the world's gonna flood! [Panting] Fast Tony: Folks! I hold in my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky! Fast Tony: Ho-ho! Gather round! Gather round! [To a female eurotamandua] Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am? Female Eurotamandua: Uh-uh. Fast Tony: So you can't breathe under water? Female Eurotamandua: Uh-uh. Fast Tony: Aha. [goes over to a Glyptodont named Stu, who has a reed up one of his nostrils] My assistant here will demonstrate. Stu: [sniffs through the reed] Hey, I can smell the ocean! Fast Tony: D'oh! [takes the ree

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Manny: It's all gonna flood. [walking away] Come on. We've gotta warn them. Sid: Hmm. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures. Diego: That's genius, Sid. [heads off after Manny] Sid: Call me 'Squid'. Sid: Yeesh, this whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here. Sid: What? Manny, Diego and Sid: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Fast Tony: Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. It's so buoyant, it actually floats! Male Moeritherium: I'll show you something that floats! [laughs] Fast Tony: Oh, all right. It's your funeral. Fast Tony: You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! Giant balls of furry lava! The sizes of mammoths! Raining from the sky! Male Platybelodon: Ah, go suck air through a reed! Manny: You've gotta listen to him! He's right about the flood! Fast Tony: [Confused at Manny's sudden support] I am? I mean, uh, yes, I am. Deer: Wait a minute. You're the one who said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you

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