The Nice Guys

All I told him was that if you want me to do that, then don't eat the asparagus.

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It's not my nose that grows.

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Holland March: Jesus Christ! One at a time! Janet: You took the Lord's name in vain. Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I found it very useful actually. Ok, Janet?

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Holly March: [Healy is waiting outside] Why don't we invite him in? Holland March: No animals in the house, sweetheart.

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1 Protestor: We can't talk to you. We're dead. March: No I— Yeah I get it. You know. I think it's very clever. I'm hip. But this is actually a really serious matter. 1 Protestor: So is this! We've all been killed! March: No you haven't. 2 Protestor: Fuck you man, we're dead! Healy: [to bystander] What's the protest about, do you know? Bystander: [to protesters] Any of you know why you're protesting? 2 Protestor: The air! Bystander: [to Healy] Air. March: You are protesting the air? 2 Protestor: The pollution! The birds can't breathe! Healy: So all of you died 'cause of the pollution? 2 Protestor: [nodding] Right. Healy: What about the gas masks? They didn't... save you? March: [when the guy can't answer Healy's question] This is fucking... Alright! 3 Protestor: [screams in pain and pulls her hand] Fucker! March: Sorry. I thought you were dead.

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Kid on Bike: You guys wanna see my dick? March: Nobody wants to see your dick, dude. Kid on Bike: 20 bucks? March: We already paid you 20... what am I saying?

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