The Simpsons Movie

We come in peace, for cats and mice everywhere. [getting stabbed numerous times by Itchy with the flagpole]

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Homer: Boring! Lisa: Dad, we can't see the movie! Homer: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker... [turns to face the camera and points straight forward, referring to the viewer] Especially you!

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[crowd surfing] Excuse me! My heinie is dipping.

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Gentleman, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.

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Marge: I hate being late. Homer: Well, I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed? Marge: Homer, they can hear you inside! Homer: Relax, thousand pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. [opens door to see everybody looking at him. As he walks down the aisle] How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!

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Reverend Lovejoy: [shouting] Let it out! Grampa: [suddenly he had a visions] Horrible! Horrible things are going to happen! [starts pointing at villagers] And I had a vision, And they're gonna happen to you! And you! And you! [Points at Marge Simpson] And you! Whoa, Nelly. [Grampa gasping, grunting, Comic Book Guy records Grampa Simpson on his phone] [to villagers] People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING!!! Twisted TAIL!!! A THOUSAND EYES, TRAPPED FOREVER!!!!!! Lisa: Dad, do something! Homer: [flipping through the Bible But this book doesn't have any answers! Grampa: BEWARE, BEWARE!!! THE TIME HAS GOME AND SHORT, EPA, EPA, EEEEEPA!!! BELIEVE ME!!! BELIEVE MEEEEEE!!! [Speaks gibberish as Homer rolls him up in the carpet at church, continues to speak gibberish as Homer pulls him out church] Thanks for listening. [The Simpsons leave church]

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