Leprechaun 2

Waiter: Just pay up and get out of here. Leprechaun: So it's me gold you be wanting? Waiter: Gold Card, Visa, Master, I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short. [Laughs hysterically] Aw, you kill me! Leprechaun: Now there's an idea!

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Bridget: How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before? Cody: He kisses differently than you.

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Cody: You can't drive the tour. Morty: Why not? Cody: Because you're plastered! Morty: What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one. Cody: I know, never turn down a paying customer. Morty: I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. [Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet] Of course, there's always rule number two. Cody: Which is? Morty: Never kill a paying customer.

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Cody: You should've been an actor. Morty: There's no money in it.

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Morty: The cops are looking for you every place. They found this dead kid at Bridgette's. She's gone, everybody says you did it. Cody: Me?! That's crazy! Morty: That's what I told the cops. Now what the hell happened? Cody: A leprechaun did it. Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

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Morty: Maybe I should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff. Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head Morty. Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.

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