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Devon and Cornwall the Two-Headed Dragon

Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall. Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time] Devon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator. Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on! Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him. Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled] How can you be so cold-blooded?! Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out] Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [he squeezes Cornwall'

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Kayley: Come on. [While Sir Lionel is helping Lady Juliana getting off her horse.] Father! [As she jumps into her father's arms, they roll down onto a sandy beach.] Father, do you really have to go? Sir Lionel: I’m afraid I must, Kayley. You know the King’s Knights will be here soon. Kayley: Tell me again, why you became a knight. Lady Juliana: Kayley, you’ve heard it a thousand times! Sir Lionel: Oh, but it’s fine dear. Well, my daughter, before you were born, the land was dark and treacherous. [draws three circles in the sand with his finger] The people stood divided, brother fighting brother. [We go to a flashback, where at three stone pillars holding the magic sword, Excalibur.] The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Excalibur; for it was said, that only the true king could pull the magical sword from its stone, and unite the people. Many tried; all failed. [Everybody tries to pull out Excalibur, but to no avail, gave up] Then, on the very day you were born, [A youn

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King Arthur: In the 10 years since Sir Lionel's death, equality and freedom have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams- [Ruber's Griffin crashes into the tower roof] Knight 4: It's a Griffin. [The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly, but The Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, breaking a piece of the chair, and biting King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flies up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at The Griffin] Knight 5: It's taken Excalibur! Knight 6: Arthur is wounded! King Arthur: Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!

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Ruber: Knock Knock! Lady Juliana: Who-who are you? [Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps] Ruber! Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single. Lady Juliana: [She slaps his hand] Impertinent pig! Ruber: Is that a No? Lady Juliana: I demand that you leave immediately! Ruber: So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you. Lady Juliana: What do you want? Ruber: Camelot.

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Ruber: My faithful pet. How was the flight? Panic sweeps across the land. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: My plan is perfect. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: Now, Excalibur is mine. Griffin: [grunts] Here's where we enter a gray area. Hmm. Ruber: Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?! Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon. Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon? Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings. Ruber: [softly] Silver wings? [sarcastically] Ooh, scary. [Yelling as he grabs The Griffin by the ear] You stupid animal! Where is the sword now? Griffin: In a place of untold danger. Ruber: The Forbidden Forest. Griffin: Precisely, Master. Ruber: [runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head and speaks softly] Have I told you today how magnificently and totally... worthless you are?! [He pulls off the Griffin's eyebrow, making him screech] Excalibur is t

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Bladebeak: Hey. We're not going in there, are we? Minion: Chicken. Bladebeak: But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!

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Kayley: [After Garrett saves her from Ruber's Iron Men] That was... incredible! How you, smashed those creatures! How you-you avoided that-that-that, thing! You're amazing! You're- Garrett: [Agrees uncaringly, as he looks over his ruined net] Mmhmm. Kayley: Not… even… listening to me! Garrett: Great, took me six weeks to make this net! Kayley: Net? You saved my life. Thank you. Garrett: Well, everyone can makes mistakes. Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right? Garrett: And now I'll thank you... Kayley: For what? Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit! Good day! [Begins to walk away] Kayley: But wait! What's your name? Garrett: It's Garrett. Kayley: I'm Kayley! [Garrett seemingly continues to ignore her by walking on] Garrett! Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? ...Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were... Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome? Kayley: [Astonished] Blind. Garrett: [Chuckles lightly and replies sarcastically] ...You

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Kayley: Have you got a cold? What is it? Garrett: We’re in Dragon Country. Kayley: Are you sure this is Dragon Country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.' ...You don't think we'll see any... do you...? Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd? Garrett: Quiet. Kayley: Do you hear something? Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet. Kayley: [hands akimbo] Hmph!

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Cornwall: Hey, hey, easy with the stick, buddy. Garrett: What are you? Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

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Kayley: Stop bickering, and get your act together! Devon: Act? Did someone say Act? I can act!

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Devon: Trapped! Aah! Trapped! Cornwall: Stuck here with you for 500 years! Devon: Oh, dear, it's learned to count. Cornwall: If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would have split 400 years ago. Devon: Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted! Cornwall: Oh? Well, where do you usually go?

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Garrett: Well, the good news is, we're out of Dragon Country. The bad news is, this is where we say goodbye. Devon: You can't leave us here! If we try to go back, we'll be banished! Ostracized. Exiled... Cornwall: Not to mention kicked out. Kayley: Why? Cornwall: Cause we just broke the dragons' cardinal rule! Kayley: Rule? Devon: What? Never wear brown shoes with the blue suit? Cornwall: No, you moron. Never help a human. Garrett: Come on, Kayley. We must make camp before dark. Devon: Camp? Kayley: Garrett. Let's take them with us. Please. Garrett: Oh, I suppose so. But no more singing! Devon: How about interpretive dance? [Garrett sighs]

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Garrett: Kayley, I must tell you, I knew your father. Kayley: You did? Garrett: I used to live in Camelot. [flashback] I was a stable boy, but I dreamt of becoming a knight. One evening, there was a fire. [Garrett opens the stable doors] I rushed to save the horses but, well… [A Horse hits Garrett in the eyes] I was hurt. At first, all I could see were shapes, then shadows. Finally, my world went black. [Garrett's vision blacks out. In the morning he tries to feel his way around; Sir Lionel sees him and grabs a stick] After I lost my sight [Sir Lionel passes Garrett the stick and teaches him to fight with it] Your father was the only one who still believed in me. He taught me that a knight's strength comes from his heart [Merlin and Ayden watch] and his loyalty to the Oath of Camelot. Sir Lionel: United we stand. Both: Now and forever. Garrett: Any hope I had of becoming a knight, died with him. Kayley: I felt that way too, but I knew he would never want me to give up. He wouldn't want

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Griffin: Well, Master, we lost 'em again. Ruber: Ah! That's where they went. Kayley: Uh-oh. Garrett: What is it? Kayley: We've lost the tracks. Kayley: Tell me that was your stomach. Garrett: [shakes head] It was the Ogre. Devon: "Ogre"?! Cornwall: Well, see ya, good luck, have a nice life;–– whatever's left of it. Kayley: What's so scary about ogres? Devon: Their appetite! Cornwall: Oh, no; I think it's Uncle Yorick! Devon: Alas, poor Yorick! Garrett: [listening to Ayden the Falcon] Quick! Get out of the way! Kayley: It's the scabbard from Excalibur! He does have the sword. Garrett: Ogres sleep in the day. We'll wait for him to fall asleep, then, we'll grab the sword! Devon: Define "We". Garrett: Shh! Quiet! The slightest noise and we're finished! Devon: [looks around at skeletons along the walls of the Ogre's lair] Hmm. Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator. Garrett: What's he doing? Kayley: I can't see him. Garrett: He's here; I can smell him. Kayley: You're right; he

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Kayley: Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful! Garrett: Hmmm. Kayley: I wish you could see it. Garrett: I have seen it. And there was no place for me. [hands her Excalibur] Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong? Garrett: Take Excalibur to Arthur. You don't have much time. [Turns back towards the Forbidden Forest. Kayley is confused. Devon and Cornwall are dumbfounded] Kayley: [Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together. Garrett: No. You deliver it. I...I don't belong in that world. [Moves past her] Garrett: Come on, Ayden. Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.

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I'll take that. [takes Excalibur from its scabbard] Oh, [emphasizes the syllables of Excalibur and speaks softly] Excalibur! Mine! Forever! [to Kayley] You've been quite annoying... for a girl.

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Devon: Kayley's been captured! Cornwall: And Ruber's got Excalibur! Garrett: What?! Take me to her! Come on, Ayden. Cornwall: They're halfway to Camelot by now. Devon: Oh, right! We've have to fly there to get there in time! Ruber drives me completely nuts! He makes me so mad, and angry! Cornwall: He's definitely a jerk; a giant jerk! Devon: The foulth [sic] of it! Cornwall: Wait 'til we get to Camelot. We'll show him a thing or two! Won't we? Devon: Yes! We darn well will! Garrett: [waves his staff under them] You're flying. Devon: Gosh! He's right. We are flying. Cornwall: I did it! [showing off his biceps] I'm great. [kisses his biceps twice] I love me! I did it. Devon: Excuse me, egomaniac, I think you mean I did it. Cornwall: No; careful! [They fall into a mud pool] Garrett: Don't you get it?! The only reason you can't fly is because you can't agree on anything! There must be something you can agree on. You both love Kayley, don't you?

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Guard: Wagons approaching! Ruber: [whispering] Not a word. And let's all keep our heads, shall we? Guard: It's Lady Juliana, lower the bridge at once! African-Descendant Guard: Pardon me, my king. Lady Juliana has payed us a surprise visit. King Arthur: Ah, good. [he rises from his chair] Tell her I'll receive her at the round table. Ruber: [quietly] Steady, steady. Bladebeak: Ah! Bladebeak, at your service! [he uses his "beak" to slice off the ropes on Kayley's hands, and Kayley unties the gag. The wagons have come to a halt in front of the castle] Knight: Lady Juliana? Kayley: Hey! It's a trap! Ruber: ATTACK! Ruber: SEAL OFF THE CASTLE! Knight: Ruber has breached the castle keep, The king is still inside! Kayley: Mother, I must help the King. Bladebeak: Don't worry, we'll be fine! [he grins, and his wife looks at him] Kayley: Garrett! You came back! Garrett: Heads up! [Garrett jumps down, and Kayley dodges as Devon and Cornwall swung their tail at the thugs, causing them to fall into

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Kayley: Isn't this everything you've ever wanted? Garrett: Well, not quite... everything... [they kiss; Devon blows kisses at Cornwall] Cornwall: Hey! Don't even think about it. Merlin: Well done, Ayden.